Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. In this particular instance,
it happened because I myself messed up, and take about 90% of the fault upon
me, fairly and squarely. The other 10 go to other people, but this is a hollow consolation
for something that is undeniably your fault. Of course, your loving family will
make everything to make you feel worse, but that is another story entirely, let
us talk about something else.
The movies? The latest ‘Terminator’ film appears to have
flopped, though personally, I found it to be rather enjoyable instead – not everything
has to have a deeper meaning, no matter what some moviemakers say, but that is
real life for you. It sucks on so many levels.
…Also, today was Election Day, and the U.S. state propaganda
went into overdrive to educate people about voting, about voting machines, and
about the evil Putin. Sigh. This is not how the States will defeat the new
incarnation of the evil empire, they need to get their shit together first, and
decide, whether the Donald will go or stay, for example. Until they begin to be
cohesive, Putin will not have to do
anything at all – the American government will do everything for him (and anyone
else) instead. Period.
Let us talk about the latest FH character instead – a Wu Lin
named Sun Da, and he is a Zhanhu. Regrettably, I have no idea as to what this
means; i.e., it is a word from
Chinese language, but so far, the searches lead either back to the FH proper,
or to de-facto dead ends. On one search, Zhanhu was related to an ethnic
Chinese name of some monkey species, (which is irrelevant to this discussion,
sadly); in another, it was some sort of a local curiosity in a Chinese town;
not very inspiring results, to be frank, but it’s par per course for FH – in
this case, they took some exotic-sounding word and adapted it for their own
uses. Bravo as always, I suppose.
…However, the new character’s trademark weapon – the Changdao
– has proportionally more information about it. Like the Nodachi of Kensei from
the Samurai faction, it is a two-handed single-edged long sword. Another
oversized saber, really, but this one was used in the post-Medieval China, from
the Ming to the Qing dynasties. A bigger cousin of the dao, it was used in
elite infantry units, often against enemy cavalry, such as the Mongols. It will
be interesting to see how Zhanhu and the Changdao will measure against Kensei
and the Nodachi – when compared to the Nodachi, the Changdao had a shallower
curve, especially in the real life. In FH? Who knows, and since we are not
fully ready to return to real life, let us mention the DW – a S2 episode, ‘Ming
Warriors vs. French Musketeers’, the dao was appropriately enough, the short-range
weapon of the Ming Warriors; it was less effective than the Musketeers’ rapier
& main gauche combo by a considerable margin… but this was still a less
prejudiced and a more professional episode than the S3 starter, ‘George
Washington vs. Napoleon Bonaparte’ episode. Probably because DW did not have
some sort of a stake in ‘Warriors vs. Musketeers’ episode, unlike the S3
premiere episode instead.
What is next? Like the older four characters of the Wu Lin
faction, Sun Da has no mask or some other façade/visage as many other
characters in the other three factions. It can be played as either a male or a
female, but that is not new either – the same story went down since the initial
12 characters, so no shock here either. Put frankly, when FH is forced to do
something truly original, they make less of a confusion than when they try to
outsource, as they did with the Zealot, for example. However, good for them
with Zhanhu! (Real life still sucks though – my weekend was a clusterfuck,
period, but this is a different story altogether).
…This is it for now – see you all soon!
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