Thursday, 27 November 2025

Prehistoric Planet S3 - Nov 27

 

Obligatory disclaimer – real life sucks, so let us talk about ‘Prehistoric Planet’, and especially the latest, 3rd, season. What can be said about it?

…Looks like the people behind the show also feel like RL sucks and so they decided to spruce their stories… with drama! Many stories behind the clips feature cute baby animals getting into mortal danger, (occasionally the animal in danger is of a different age, but that changes little), and they escape the carnivores just in time, (or their parents help them), more often than not.

Take for example, the dwarf elephants vs. giant storks in 3x02 (“New Lands”). A fuzzy little dwarf Stegodon (elephant) calf is in trouble, but her mum arrives and fights off the giant storks with their huge, solid, and sharp beaks. Not that I wanted the elephants to perish, but modern storks (Jabiru storks, to be more precise), are sometimes able to fight off modern caimans with their beaks, and those storks were the bigger birds here. I have no idea why they would be intimidated by the dwarf elephant mum – I somewhat expected her to retreat with new bruises and wounds, (while her calf got away herself in the commotion). The calf herself has adorability level dialled up to maximum – to have the audiences root for her, no doubt.

The same goes for the Aepyornis (elephant bird) hatchlings – they are adorable so that the audiences root for them, and not for the giant prehistoric fossa, (whose existence is still debatable, BTW). Pause.

Here is the thing – the problem is not in the visuals and the CGI – they are great, but in the scrip and its’ repeating, well, repetition – repeatedly we get the same thing – an animal is in trouble from a carnivore, but escapes. Either that, or the carnivore gets its’ meal – ‘tis column A or column B, not much else.

By contrast, look at the much earlier TV series. The original ‘Walking with…’ series set the standard not just in visuals, but also in the plots. ‘Walking with Dinosaurs’-1999 and ‘Walking with Prehistoric Beasts’-2001, for example, was about evolution of life on Earth, but each of their episodes, (each series had just 6) told a different story: a sauropod’s coming of age, a pterosaur’s last trip around the globe, struggles of a prehistoric whale to keep herself and her unborn calf fed, etc. Some episodes had a main character, (such as Half-Tooth, an ousted Smilodon male), while others were less concentrated and focused, say, on the life in the late Jurassic seas in general; they didn’t restrict themselves to primarily predator/prey and parent/child interaction and told a more complex story overall.

Other series… ‘Chased by Dinosaurs’ and ‘Sea Monsters’ (2002-2003) were more entertainment than education; ‘Sea Monsters’ even had an online game for a while. ‘Walking with Monsters’ (2005) was the last entry in the series until the 2025 revival, it was shorter and streamlined, with much more CGI, but even so, it focused on evolution of life on Earth, not just birds hunting elephants or vice versa. In addition ‘Walking with Cavemen’ (2003) was about human evolution (4 episodes) and is something entirely – these day, the media do not like to talk about human evolution aloud; they cannot deny it, thankfully, but since 2003 there was nothing like WWC either.

Moreover, the original ‘Walking with…’ series were not unique. BBC also released – In 2002 – another mini-series called ‘Prehistoric America’ about – you probably guessed it – prehistoric America. The first five episodes talked about the different ecosystems of that time, from the frozen north to the prehistoric prairies; the final episode talked about the human colonization of North America, from the Ice Age to the modern times…

In addition, in 2003 there were ‘Monsters We Met’, which discussed humans meeting the last of the megafauna – in North America, Australia, and New Zealand (plus other south Pacific islands). Again, MWM talked about a very important topic – how the early humans contributed to the extinction of the last megafauna (up to date). ‘Prehistoric Planet’ S3 never did, even though it covered a much narrower scope of time – only the Pleistocene epoch, while the other shows covered the entire Cainozoic time period, for example, or, in case of ‘Prehistoric America’, they discussed the Pleistocene North America in much greater detail. ‘Prehistoric Planet’ comes across here as jack-of-all-trades instead, and that is not exactly a compliment here… Less anthropomorphic drama there, too…

Therefore, in conclusion, ‘Prehistoric Planet’ S3 was not a bad show, but it was only a show, nothing more, leaving me, for one, with mixed feelings. Ah well, real life sucks, but the way ‘Prehistoric Planet’ S3 handled that is not necessarily an improvement… See you all soon!

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