Tuesday, 5 May 2026

TDWP-2 and Mr. Serkis's AF - May 5

 

  On May 1, 2026, two very different films hit the movie screens in West and elsewhere: ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, on the one hand, and a new adaptation of George Orwell's ‘Animal Farm’, on the other. Pause.

   What do they have in common, it would seem? Nothing, at a first glance. One film was shot live, with live actors, while the other was animated; one is almost entirely original and independent, while the other is not; one is celebrated and actively promoted, while the other is being quickly and quietly forgotten; one is about the modern Western elite, while the other...

   Let us start with this. It has been forgotten for a while now, but the first "Prada" (2006) was based on a book of the same name, just as the ‘Animal Farm’ movies are. This, as I wrote earlier, is already the third adaptation to date – the first came out in the 1950s, the second in the 90s, and this one (set in 2026) is the third, and the least successful (for now). Why?

   Because ‘Animal Farm’ was entirely political— Orwell, I swear, was a Trotskyist, he had a decidedly negative attitude toward Stalin and Stalinism, as well as toward English capitalism, and so ‘Animal Farm’ ends with a fraternization between Stalinists and capitalists. History showed that Orwell was not entirely right, but he was not entirely wrong either—but the important thing for us is that Mr. Serkis, who brought ‘Animal Farm’ to the screen this time, does not have that plot line at all. His version of ‘Animal Farm’ is completely apolitical, and as a result, it failed. ‘Animal Farm’ without politics—especially international politics—is of no particular use to anyone.

   Let us turn to ‘Prada’. Where is the politics there? That is right – nowhere.

   What were the book and the first film about? Contrary to popular belief, the "devil" in the title is not Miranda; her last name, Priestley, suggests she's "only" a priestess of the devil. The devil there is the entire fashion world: rich, glittering, energetic, dynamic... empty. Miranda, Emily, and Nigel spend their entire lives "running" to stay current, afloat; there's no time left for family, personal relationships, or simple human happiness, and that's why Andy/Andrea departs from Miranda quite rudely (by the standards of the English language and manners anyhow) at the end of the book and leaves the fashion world. Already in the first film, all of this was toned down and reduced to the relationship between Miranda and Andy (Emily and Nigel are a bit different), and now it is completely gone.

   What is there instead?

   Let us look. On the one hand, we have Andy, an accomplished journalist who... was cut (like her entire department), and needs to reinvent herself. On the other hand, we have Miranda, who has finally realized she has to be accountable for her words and who is in trouble, from which Andy and... Emily will help her out, only it turns out the latter has only a Very Cunning Plan, according to which the ‘Runway’ magazine will end up in her hands, and Miranda will be screwed. However, with Andy's help, Miranda turns the tables and remains the head of ‘the Runway’; only the owner changes...

   On the one hand, it all reminds me of the Westeros from Martin's books—there, all those lords, knights, and other aristocrats actually fighting, warring, and scheming with each other, while the "third estate"—mostly peasants—is just somewhere in the background, of no use to anyone...

 Except that the aristocrats become less and less necessary as time goes on—in the books, everything was heading toward Jon and Dany taking the throne—but the ending of IT turned out pretty badly, it messed everything up, and now the books of this aspect of the franchise have gone quiet as well. Pause.

   Nevertheless, in "Prada 2," too, everything that happens is a game played by the elite, the patricians; the world of "Prada 2" is rather limited—it is all about fashion, from America to Italy, and so on. None of the "outsiders" care about these games played by Miranda, Andy, and Emily; Andy, having dealt with Miranda and "the Runway," is ready to be friends with Emily—and why not? Who knows what the future holds, and Andy no longer has her old friends (from the first film)...

   In addition, there is no politics either, just as there is not in ‘Animal Farm-2026’—it is just that ‘Prada 2’ is made several orders of magnitude better than Mr. Serkis's ‘Animal Farm’, and that is why people like it—many people want to see beautiful actresses and actors dressed in expensive clothes... and preoccupied only with themselves. Pause.

   So, I don't really want to talk about politics, especially old politics—more than a hundred years have passed since the 1917 revolution described in SD—but! Vladimir Ilyich having enlightened the Russian-Soviet proletariat, turned it Red, and with their help, his team defeated the Whites, who were patrician elitists from a political point of view; and for quite a long time, the USSR had something like a "dictatorship from below," when everything (at least in words) was for the workers, peasants, and so on. Then everything became "ruined." Read that same Orwell—he blamed everything on Joseph Stalin; how right he is, I do not know...

   Leo Trotsky, on the other hand, was for permanent revolution, meaning an ongoing global (without quotation marks) war, similar to what is already happening around the world: in Europe – Putin’s Special Military Operation, in the Middle East – Iran vs. the USA, further east – India and Pakistan, and so on. Perhaps a shadow world government does exist... and it has composed of Trotskyists? That would be an interesting scenario for a film... and it will not happen, because by now the concepts of "politics" and "culture," especially for the masses, have become somewhat divided.

   ... The last Sovereign Emperors of the Romanov dynasty, and their European relatives—aka their uncles, aunts, cousins, etc.—also tried to keep the "cook's children," etc., out of politics. The outcome is well known. Read Orwell... and do not be like Mr. Serkis, who released a useless monster onto the silver screen. ‘Animal Farm-2026’ and ‘Prada-2’ are not twins, not twins at all, but they are siblings in their apoliticality, and that is sad.

   No matter how much you remove the people from politics, a new leader will still appear who will enlighten them, and then you will be hit on the head with the "Runway".

   After all, the Trotskyists run the world behind the scenes, it seems.

   End

 

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