Monday, 13 March 2017

For Honor VIII, etc., rant - March 13

…Last time I ranted, I tried to talk about things ending; maybe this time I should be talking about the returning and etc.?

One of the things that has returned is ‘The Catch’, which is the grown-up version of the ‘Zootopia’ movie, save that it is done with humans (rather than anthropomorphic animals) and is shot live rather than as a cartoon/animated feature. ‘The Catch’ tries to be a mystery/crime show, but in reality, it is more of drama show, with the mystery/crime elements actually being its bigger flaw instead. That said, it is still enjoyable to watch, so, yeah, watch it?

Another new TV show, (this time new for real), is ‘Time after Time’. This is a curious one, since it deals with Jack the Ripper escaping into our time via H.G. Wells’ time machine, (yes, we are talking about the RH person here), and H.G. has followed him to stop him, (duh).

Now, what is curious is that this is ‘take III’ on the idea, so to speak. ‘Take I’ was the original…novel, which laid the groundwork both for the first two episodes of the current series and the movie, (‘take II’?) that aired in 1979, (I think). This means that the scriptwriters and co. had plenty of ideas of what kinks need to be fixed at least for the first two episodes, and probably even beyond. Spoilers alert: the appearance of Dr. Brooke might be the ‘real-life prototype’ of Wells’ Dr. Moro, and frankly, I think that one of the show’s ideas is that H.G. Wells got his inspiration for his novels in the future – his future/our present. As far as ideas go, this one is not bad; ‘Making History’, (which has also premiered in March and which also features time travel) is worse.

No, I am sorry, but ‘Making History’ sucks. It makes ‘Powerless’ look good especially since the latter has gotten over its terrible first episode and has found its’ footing, whatever it is. In part ‘Powerless’ reminds me of Crimson Fox, the main superhero of Charm City, where the show takes place. Have you seen her, on the show or in the comics? She doesn’t look anything like a fox; she looks a bit like a mushroom or a cobra with its’ hood spread out, but while the crew in Gotham, (Batman & Catwoman, cough), look sort of like their titular animals, the Crimson Fox just…doesn’t. She is still a proper superhero, no question about that, it is just there is nothing obviously corresponding with her superhero identity.

The same goes for ‘Powerless’. It is supposed to be a comedy about ordinary, common people trying to make a living in a super-powered world, but in reality, ‘Powerless’ works best when it is a comedy about a business company trying to make a living regardless of the facts that its’ CEO is an incompetent and infantile jerk, most of the staff would rather do anything else but work, and the main heroine of the show (Emily Locke) has this sort of a ‘Perky Polly’ attitude that can be hard to swallow and can be overwhelming in a bad way. Further complicating the show’s standings are some RL issues – the promo videos are coming at irregular intervals, they can actually be misleading, and they do not really reflect what will be aired in the episode per se.

…This is somewhat reminiscent of AoS, save that that AoS has many problems that ‘Powerless’ just lacks: the former plans to return Grant Ward to its’ screen (why, but this was discussed in earlier installments), plus it still has not fully recovered from the mess of Lincoln Campbell, (played by Luke Mitchell) and his (i.e. Luke’s) departure from the show.

Again: the first half of S3 did its best to depict Lincoln as Daisy’s boyfriend/other half, fine. This makes his final demise on screen at the S3 finale only more pointless and damaging to the show; I cannot help but to feel that someone else was supposed to perish instead. Coulson’s demise would’ve made the most sense – he is heroically dead, (as an Avenger should be), there is a new director, Lincoln really has to work it out with Daisy, with the new director, with the other agents, and-
Well, yes, given how the show was handling Daisy and Lincoln’s relationship, Lincoln didn’t really have any other choice…but the actor who was playing him did. These days Luke is playing Roman on ‘Blindspot’, and I do not see he has any regrets about leaving AoS for good. AoS itself might have mentioned Lincoln three times or so throughout the entirety of S4, so I am guessing that his departure was a bad one…because it did do damage to the second half of S3, for example. Lincoln just could not up and leave, so they had to kill him off.

…Okay, he could’ve just left, as Lance and Bobbi did, (sort of) – it’s equally possible that Joey, (played by Juan Pablo), was the one who was going to die at the end: it would certainly be appropriate for his character development – from an ordinary person, to a new recruit, to an agent, to a hero – and instead he left the show on a whimper with nary a mention. For a former friend of Daisy and others this was a low way to leave. However, what else could there be done? Juan Pablo signed onto AoS for just one season, and this was it. With Lincoln doing the heroic self-sacrifice now, (because if he just left Daisy and S.H.I.E.L.D. instead it’d be worse), there was no point to keep Joey, and so he left, Lincoln died, and when Radcliffe’s framework captured Coulson and most of his team, Coulson got to be the one who taught the dangers of InHumans, which didn’t suit him very well, (I don’t think that he really cared about the InHumans one way or another aside from Daisy), but it did suit Lincoln, since Simmons and he had been working on a ‘cure’ for the InHumans in S3…before that plot point got completely forgotten, apparently. Lincoln was intended for S4 (and beyond) but this never happened. The end, and AoS chose one of the worst ways to replace him with Grant, (Brett), ‘cause this just brings back all the old controversies and fights between the fans and what have you. Great move.

Let us stop the rant about AoS, again, and talk about other successes gone wrong, such as ‘For Honor’. As much as it was promoted before February 2017, now it is being torn down – and for deserved, technical issues. This is reasonable and probably ‘earned’ – ‘For Honor’ needs to fix various technical bugs and change/update some of its context: ‘Battlefield 1’ is not doing so hot either, but it is getting better…and so will ‘For Honor’, I hope. What worries me are the rumors that new classes are going to be added – the centurion and the ninja.

Well, the centurion was a ranking officer in the ancient Roman army, which means that he had more basic/less advanced weaponry than a Viking, a Samurai or a Knight did. Moreover, the Roman military was badass, especially before and during the reign of Marcus Aurelius, but-

But they were ‘team players’ fighting and working as a single unit; their armor was not very good, but their shields were broad and strong, and fighting cohesively, not one on one as their enemies (Celts, Gauls, Teutons, etc.) did, so when they could have a massive, army-on-army battle, they would win. In one on one battle, they would lose, as the S2 of DW showed clearly and honestly, by putting the abovementioned Roman Centurion against a Rajput warrior…who was not very different from a Celt, tactics-wise. As individual warriors, the Romans were worse than the Vikings, Samurais or Knights, so unless ‘For Honor’ will do some reality- and history-bending, the Romans are going to be the underdogs – and rightfully so…

(Of course, there were also the gladiators. The modern concept of gladiators is ‘shaded’ by the ‘reforms’ of the emperor Nero – yes, that Nero – but during the Roman republic they were different; at one point they were used as instructors from the Roman soldiers instead, but that is another story…)

As for the Ninja, here is the thing. DW gave it a bad deal, such weapons as black eggs, a medieval Japanese version of pepper spray, against a Spartan, who used a shield and a spear as its main weapons; the Spartan, essentially, won by points, and…let’s be fair to DW – it got rid of such unbalanced matchups in the following seasons. And anyhow, what worries me is that ‘For Honor’ already has a ninja-like character in its’ roster – the Samurais’ Orochi; his promo clearly says that this character was ‘trained by ninja clans’. So why add a duplicate?


…On this note, let me end the rant. It went in a completely different direction from where I wanted it to go, so yeah – until the next time, and hopefully, it will not be as embarrassing for me as this one was. 

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