TFATWS, OWOP - April 26

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks; a python ate a woman in her rice field, and our family barely got over being vaccinated against the COVID. Onto the show?

Firstly, I was half-right about the show being renamed: Sam Wilson is now the new official Captain America, but Bucky Barnes is still the Winter Soldier rather than the White Wolf. Have to admit, I do not know why, but then again, ‘the White Wolf’ does sound rather Nordic and Aryan, so there is that.

…Of course there is the racial politics at play again – as Sam himself proclaims, he is the Black man, dressed in Stars and Stripes, so in your face… just who, exactly? By losing the 2020 election, the Donald has caused a lot of venom in CAAWS to disappear, because Disney/MCU themselves are trying to downplay it now, because the Biden administration is supposedly different. How exactly is anyone’s guess, but it is different. It has to be. Where were we?

Right, the season’s finale. Not unlike how WV has ended, it is a somewhat lopsided episode; Sam Wilson, as the new true Captain America, got the lion’s share of development here, (in WV, it was Wanda), while everyone else – not so much. To be more precise, both Batroc and Karli are dead, Zemo is in prison, the rest of the Flag-Smashers are dead, and J.W. seems to be redeeming himself instead. Pause.

Let us try again. Last week, we talked as how to J.W. became a tragic anti-hero, not unlike Shakespeare’s Coriolanus, (the titular character of the play). Here, Disney/MCU did a reboot, as J.W. and everyone else in the CAAWS fandom did an about-face and went in a very new direction from where the last week’s episode ended. On one hand, this is justifiable, and Sharon Carter’s revelation as the Power Broker is quite expected, but…

…Well, whatever she is in the Marvel comics, in MCU Sharon had had barely any presence – she had some brief appearances in the previous CA films, (especially the CA: CW film), but she had barely any character development there, if any. Hence, once she was revealed the actual villain of the series (so far), there was little if any shock value, and most people are more interested in the good contessa Val instead.

“Don’t call me that!”

To elaborate on this character, the good contessa comes across almost like a female Coulson, and since during her comic book history, she had been Nick Fury’s love interest and ally, as well as his enemy, this may mean that she may be helping Nick, (Talos and Soren), to re-build the Avengers, and she may be a Skrull herself, because why not? If Sharon/Power Broker may be a Skrull, (but somehow, unlike WV, CAAWS doesn’t really mention Skrulls or anyone like that at all, so this is unlikely), then why not her ladyship? Where were we, again?

Well, following the zeitgeist, her ladyship seems to have mended fences with Mrs. W, suggesting that for a while the latter will be a part of the U.S. Agent’s life yet. Of course, that is no guarantee that she will not die as MCU’s Battlestar did in the episode 1x04, but them’s the risks. That said, also, the U.S. Agent’s new suit is notably black, just as Sam’s is notably white, so I guess that we now got a white knight against a black one, cough.

This brings us to Zemo, who seems to be becoming MCU’s answer to Batman/Dark Knight instead – he even got a kick-ass butler, who seems to be on par with DC’s Alfred Pennyworth, eh? In addition, he is a rich man, with a secret I.D., a serious yen towards vigilantism and some sort of a code of conduct – meet MCU’s up and coming founder of the Thunderbolts! What is left?

Nothing much. Karli died, but her sacrifice was not in vain, as Sam uses it to fuel his righteous rage to get the GRC moving in the right direction. Sharon is poised to be the next Big Bag in the MCU, Batroc died and not became MCU’s answer to the Box Ghost – there is a God, it seems – and Sam and Bucky are moving on with their lives; Bucky seems to be flirting with Sam’s sister, but until it is official – and Hollywood, including Disney & MCU are very bad with interracial couples, just look at AoS – this may not mean anything. Is there anything else?

Next on MCU’s roster is the ‘M.O.D.O.C.’, which seems to be MCU’s answer to ‘Adult Swim’ in general and ‘Robot Chicken’ in particular. I do not know if I will be watching it, but that is a story for another time all the same.

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

TFATWS, 'Truth' - April 19

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, though sometimes you choose to take a risk, come Hell or high water because it is worth it. Beyond that, I do not really want to talk about myself or my family, so let us talk about TFATWS’ penultimate episode instead. It is called ‘Truth’, ironically enough, and what about it?

Well, first, the big cameo in the episode – it is JLD, the titular character of the now ended political comedy show ‘VEEP’. In MCU, JLD played contessa Valentina, who comes across both as a cougar and a female Phil Coulson – a femme fatale of no determined age that should’ve belonged to AoS, only, again, AoS is over and done with MCU and vice versa. Pause.

Throughout the weekend, fans and co. were discussing as to how ‘Val’ was one of the Marvel comics’ characters who were Madame Hydra. Fair enough, JLD’s version of Val has clear femme fatale vibes, and the way that she came between Captain Walker and his wife suggests clearly enough that she is a harbinger for worse things to come in the life of the good captain.

Captain Dubya’s situation is clear enough though – not unlike Shakespeare’s Coriolanus, (who was a titular character in one of Shakespeare’s historical Roman plays), an initially good person, who becomes undone, and a villain, (well, in Coriolanus’ case it is more of an enemy of the state situation), instead.

Seriously, remember the second episode of TFATWS? The initial depiction of John Walker shows him as a good man rather than a bad one, but that is not a guarantee of anything; in the case of the original Captain America, the super-soldier serum made a good man into a great man; in case of John Walker, the reverse seems to be true, (so far).

And contessa Val? (Que Karliene’s ‘Blood Countess’ song, I daresay). Right now it is shown that she is going to separate John from his wife, the last good thing from his pre-Captain America days, the only thing that stops him from going full villain, (or not, cough, the new shield, cough). His wife, mother and daughter stopped Coriolanus from destroying Rome; here, there is only a wife, and she is being replaced by the contessa.

Back to the contessa herself… can she be Madame Hydra too? MCU already had a Madame Hydra, in the person of AIDA, back in the AoS’ S4. AIDA was a complex entity, but she did fill the hole – and the role - of Madame Hydra in MCU’s (admittedly messed-up) S.H.I.E.L.D. vs. Hydra discourse that was supposed to be what AoS was all about. And yes, there are several characters that were, and are, called Madame Hydra in Marvel, but given how S.H.I.E.L.D. isn’t talked about in MCU – and S.W.O.R.D. was invented/reinvented to fill the S.H.I.E.L.D.-esque hole in WV, I doubt that Val will be Madame Hydra, (or that Hydra itself will ever return). Rather, she may be the actual Power Broker – or a Power Broker, I suppose, since in Marvel, the Power Broker is both a single person and an organization, but the mention of S.H.I.E.L.D. brings us to Sharon Carter…and also to Georges Batroc.

Well, with Georges’, it is all quite clear – he is the Box Ghost of MCU, so he will probably survive because MCU will need a lesser, but a recognizable villain for some time at least. Sharon is more complex; she may be the Power Broker instead of Val, or she can still be working for Fury (and S.H.I.E.L.D.?), or she may not be Sharon Carter at all, but rather some Skrull – or any other shapeshifter, really – who is pretending to be Sharon Carter for her own reasons. Either way, her apparently sending Batroc to bulk up Karli and her Flag-Smashers is morally ambiguous at best.

Speaking of Karli, how did her and her Flag-Smashers arrive in U.S. from the E.U.? The original Karl ‘Flag-Smasher’ Morgenthau was a rich WASP male, who had no such problems, but Karli herself seems to be a proletariat person, a Greta Thunberg gone wrong, and she is a wanted criminal by now, so how was she able to achieve this feat? ‘Why’ is simple – MCU wanted the final showdown of TFATWS take place in USA, and so it shall be! …Anything else?

Well, Zemo was written out of the rest of TFATWS, as were the Dora Milaje. If they were around to show that Bucky transformed from the winter soldier into the white wolf, then they did their job, though they were rather underwhelming, especially the Dora Milaje; and if they were for any other reason, well… then they are even moreso. Pity.

As for the titular characters… I honestly do not know. By now, it is reasonable to assume that they have stopped being TFATWS, and instead became CAAWW – Captain America and White Wolf. The former is explanatory – now, USA is being represented by an Afro-American person, (one that is not Luke Cage, BTW), and it will live with it, somehow – or not, given that MCU is not the most rational of the fictional universes. With Bucky, it is more complex – White Wolf is not the most known character of the Marvel comic universe these days, so it will be rather interesting to see as to what MCU will do to Bucky next… but that is not the point. The point is that MCU has progressed further from where it ended at the end of Phase 3; now it has a new Captain America, a new (first) White Wolf, and a new Falcon, if J. Torres is anything like his comic book counterpart is. The other characters are more secondary, sadly – ‘so much for Fortinbras’, since we’ve mentioned Shakespeare earlier. Anything else?

No, not yet. So far, after TFATWS’ series’ finale, MCU seems to be taking a break – May is marked only by the new ‘Cruella’ movie, and ‘Loki’ the TV series is coming only in summer. Fair enough, and see you all soon!

TFATWS, 'Whole World is Watching' - April 12

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. So, let us move onto TFATWS, only we cannot leave real behind, this time.

What had happened in the mini-series? The new captain Dubya has went berserk after his friend Lamar – who has been his closest friend and confidant all this time – died. Yes, it is a parallel as to how Steve did not go berserk after his Bucky died…but at the time when TFATWS was being made, it was presumed that it would air during the Donald era, and now it was released during Joe Biden’s era instead, and the real life world changed.

…More precisely, Joe Biden is not like his predecessor: whereas the latter had a personality, the former does not. Moreover, the man is rather bland, which is not the best thing for a POTUS to have, (all the rumors about him being sued over the XL pipeline aside). Ever since he was elected, Joe tried to rebuild the old U.S. image… i.e. the image that was around even during Barack Obama’s first term, and he has not succeeded. People do not like the idea of an RF, let alone Chinese, domination of the world, but neither they are too excited about the U.S. doing it either. Last week, there was talk in the air of the U.S. teaming up with the Ukraine to go to actual war against Russia (and its’ nominal allies, whoever they are) over Crimea and other disputed locations. Pause.

The punchline here is that while the RF did go up, spitting mad, as it did when Biden agreed that Putin is a killer, it didn’t throw the actual first punch, but went into a waiting game. The U.S. had to have Russia attack first, because otherwise – while they would still win such a war, however eventually, at this time – they would be the aggressor, and that would be bad. Plus, Ukraine, while it has little love for its’ eastern neighbor these days, probably isn’t too enthused about being Europe’s version of a U.S. ‘protectorate’, as Iraq is in Middle East, and Afghanistan – in Central Asia. As a result, right now aggression appears to have de-escalated over the contested area – and the Disney/MCU’s latest mini-series have just aired – last week, (April 9, 2021), an episode, where a man in the U.S. colors kill another man – and a European one at that – in the most violent and savage way possible. Yes, it was supposed to contrast Rogers and Dubya – but also the Trumpist U.S. and its’ predecessor.

…Only now the Trumpist U.S. is gone – apparently, though opinions vary – and captain Dubya suddenly may be standing-in for Biden’s regime instead. Ouch! Naturally, Disney/MCU is trying to do something about it, trying to make captain Dubya ‘incel’, (even though ‘The Star-Spangled Man’ episode clearly introduced the audience to his actual wife), by throwing out a bunch of secondary, if not tertiary, factoids about WV, and what else have you, all to downplay captain Dubya’s impact on MCU & real life via the silver screen. Nice integrity you got there, Disney/MCU! Now let us talk about the plight of the Afro-Americans in real life and whatnot!

…Only no, they do not – instead, the show had the Dora Milaje appear on screen, make captain Dubya even a bigger jerk, and start a fight that allowed baron Zemo to escape. I hope that he will come back worse than before, because right now? Captain Dubya makes him look positively humane and relatable, (not a good thing, you know). Anything else?

No, not really – as the scriptwriters for this episode have intended, captain Dubya’s actions have overshadowed everyone and everything else: he created a pivotal moment within MCU, and everything and everyone else in ‘The Whole World is Watching’ episode got overshadowed. Bravo, people! You achieved exactly what you were striding for, only in a different real life setting from the one that you have intended, so now you have to live with the consequences. The end. Anything else?

No. The titular characters continue to be ‘the straight men’ in their own mini-series, Sharon Carter’s appearance here was barely a cameo, and Karli continues to be a fresh-faced innocent poised to tempt Sam Wilson into the dark side, even though she continues to remain one of the most inept villains ever. Seriously, if she is that set into her ideology, then how and why she remains a rebel? Pause.

Yeah, Karli right now is a rebel (against the global authority and what else have you), not a villain, but regardless of the importance of this distinction, she is still very unlikable, and I don’t think that even the show’s fanbase knows what to do about her, and they largely ignore her; even Sharon Carter, (who has come and gone off screen and on screen), has a bigger following than MCU’s gender-bend Flag-smasher has. That is sad, but also deserving – she just is not very likable, (and kind of redundant, but that is just my personal opinion).

And as for the Power Broker… listen. Marvel itself was never certain if there was just a single power broker, or several. By now, people are believing that if the person isn’t going to be one of the already-revealed characters, (either Sharon Carter or Zemo, ‘cause if it is going to be Sam or Bucky all along, people are just going to freak out and probably not in a good way), then they aren’t going to be revealed at all, and that works out, because not unlike WV (and also AC), TFATWS remains to be small, tightly-built show, all the world-travelling (and world-building) aside. A villain does not have to be on screen to be a driving force – just look at Thanos before the events in the ‘Infinity War’ and ‘Endgame’ movies as an example; whether or not Power Broker will be a threat of Thanos’ level is another question entirely, but it still will be interesting to see as to who, or what, they will be revealed to be at the end.

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

TFATWS, 'Power Broker' - April 5

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Therefore, let us look at the latest episode of TFATWS, the ‘Power Broker’, to check on the titular characters… yeah, they are not doing so hot either. Where to begin?

Unlike WV, which was centered all around the town of Westview and nowhere else, not really, (cough, S.W.O.R.D. and Skrulls, cough), TFATWS is something of a globe-trotting adventure: in the first half of the mini-series alone, we’ve been not just to the U.S., but also to north Africa, to Europe, (Germany and now Riga, the capital city of Latvia), and also to Asia, via the fictional state of Madripoor. Pause.

Yes, people are very excited about the last one, since Madripoor is usually associated with the X-Men and the other mutants’ of the Marvel comic universe. However, just because it had finally appeared in MCU does not mean that the mutants themselves are going to follow suit – Disney/MCU has a plan, and it does not include the appearance of the X-Men and the other mutants for a long while – at least officially. Unofficially, I do not know – maybe Sharon Carter is a secret mutant who works for Mr. Sinister or someone like that, but until it is officially revealed, all we can do is speculate, and that is not enough.

Sharon Carter… yeah. If Batroc is shaping to be MCU’s answer to the Box Ghost at best, then Sharon Carter is one of those jack-of-all-trade characters, the one who is constantly reshaped to fill whatever plot hole MCU needs to fill-in next. She used to be Steve Rogers’ love interest, but then Steve went back to Peggy Carter once the latter’s titular series got abruptly ended post S2, (a pity), in a non-too-obvious MCU reboot. Yes, Daniel Sousa went from AC, to AoS, where he ended up being Daisy Johnson/Quake’s love interest, but AoS itself has ended, and where are they now? Supposedly being S.H.I.E.L.D.’s alien ambassadors, whatever that means, but we’re already getting well into MCU’s Phase 4, and S.H.I.E.L.D. itself is nowhere in sight – or is it? Sharon Carter herself was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. in MCU, so now that she is back, and with her own agenda, it may be that S.H.I.E.L.D. is returning to mainstream MCU after all.

Or not, it is too early to tell. The main focus of TFATWS remain the titular characters, as well as baron Zemo. The latter is clearly a bad man, but is he a villain? Yes, MCU tried - tries to make its’ villains sympathetic, and the results are mixed: the early seasons of AoS were bad, while in WV Agnes/Agatha Harkness is more of an obstacle or an upstart rival than an enemy, (as John Garrett had been to the team Bus, for example), and that probably left at least some fans wondering – was Wanda the villain all along after all? Spoiler alert – she was, but we digress.

Well, not really – he is still a self-centered, entitled, rich jerk, who has shot Sam and Bucky’s latest lead, Dr. Nagel, in order to remain useful to them for longer. On one hand, you cannot blame him – he probably does not want to go back to prison, (though with the Wakanda on his tail this situation may change), on the other, Sam and Bucky should remember, that when you dine with the devil, you should use the long spoon, and if you do not, then it is on you.

The Power Broker themselves… yes, that’s still vague, so we really ought to move onto J.W., his main man Battlestar, and the iKarli, but first – a big shout-out to Disney/MCU on their hypocrisy! In the first two episodes, they involved scenes showing Sam getting harassed by the Anglo-American authorities because he is an Afro-American instead, but here comes the episode 1x03, and we got none of that at all – even Sarah Wilson’s cameo in this episode is more of a cameo than anything else. Fair enough, but this doesn’t support my theory that the social commentary in TFATWS is just to pad the runtime, nothing more, and when it isn’t actually necessary to pad the runtime, (here we had Sharon Carter’s expose to do that), it is being discarded. Thank you, Disney/MCU, for being true to yourself! (Cough, Mulan-2020 controversy, cough).

Back to TFATWS and MCU proper, we finally got J.W. and Karli Morgenthau. J.W. behaves just as the U.S. itself did in the late 90s and the early 2000s, when they were on the rise and did not believe that they needed anyone’s help to establish their ‘global village’, aka ‘Pax Americana’ – and then there were Iraq, Egypt, and, most importantly, Libya – and the American global presence began to decrease, (as it does even now), and now the U.S. is changing their tune, because of the RF, yes, but especially because of China. Listen, the U.S. hate to admit it, but without allies, they are not so tough, and so they are looking for allies to go against the RF if necessary, but also – against China too. Yes, RF is tricky, because Putin seems to have an authentic crazy yen against the U.S., but he is not eternal, you know? The U.S. can still afford to wait.

Getting back to TFATWS proper, we still should discuss Karli and her Flag-Smashers, only there is also a limited amount of things to say. Karli seems to be shaping into yet another ‘sympathetic villain’, what with her innocent face, idealistic values, and what not, only a good deal of damage that occurs around her occurs because of her. Her Robin Hood to Power Broker’s prince John may be more of anti-hero thing than that of a proper villain, but her bombing of the GRC office is fully on her. She is horrified by that? Fine, but that on its’ own isn’t enough – she has to do something more concrete to show that she doesn’t want to be typecast into a villain role – only odds are is that she is going to be instead. Karli Morgenthau is a stand-in for the good old-fashioned European revolutionary, not so much a Communist or a Nazi, but more of a generic anarchist, who gave rise and gave way for the former two, (among others), and who tends to implement terrorist practices just for their own sake rather than to drive a goal forth. Now what?

Well, it is anyone’s idea, actually, as the storyline apparently needed an insertion of Wakanda’s elements to move itself forwards. Zemo may die in the TFATWS plot arc, yes, but odds are that he will stick around at least for a better part of the Phase 4 to be its’ token villain/anti-hero, (he does it better than Karli at this moment, actually). I also admit that I did not see this coming, Bucky Barnes’ remark about him being the White Wolf regardless. It will be interesting to see as to how this all goes in the next episode…

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

TFATWS, 'The Star-Spangled Man' - March 29

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Ergo, let us look at what is going on in MCU, and here things are not much better either – DC has struck! (Warning – spoilers ahead. If you care – do not read, if you do not – do).

Let me elaborate: whereas WV has dominated the American news, (especially the entertainment section, now that the Donald is no longer the POTUS and cannot compete with them fairly), TFATWS, on the other wing, has to compete with the Snyder cut of the Justice League, (which is apparently much more coherent and collected and composed differently from the Whedon version), as well as from the upcoming remake of the ‘Suicide Squad’.

…Personally, I reckon that the original ‘Squad’ movie worked, but this isn’t about workable movies, it’s about remaking its’ brand: DC has already remade the animated versions of Superman and Batman (plus the Martian Manhunter and several other characters, big and small), now it is time of the animated Wonder Woman, the Justice Society, the Flash and etc.… as well as of their live-action counterparts, (cough, ‘Superman and Lois’, cough). Team DC/Warner Brothers/HBO/etc. are not strong enough, or just unwilling, or whatever, to challenge the Disney/MCU juggernaut directly…but they are fighting it regardless. They are also putting a dump on the elder Whedon-man, but fuck him – after the mess that he had turned the AoS into, I am in no hurry to defend him – the man made his bed, let him lie in it, and the rest of his clan as well.

That said, the mutation of AoS, the unexpected and unwanted one, into a seven-season giant, had caused some ripples in the greater MCU as well. WV has demonstrated a complete lack of S.H.I.E.L.D. on one hand, (seriously, the current version of S.W.O.R.D. is just S.H.I.E.L.D. in a different package, cough), while on the other…

Apparently, one of the removed scenes had been Ralph teaming up with Monica, Darcy and Jimmy to capture a demon that Agatha’s rabbit Senor Scratchy transformed into. This event would have allowed Ralph to properly integrate into MCU and become something more than just a dick joke, (pun intended). However, it seems that a certain RL actor wasn’t very interested in this, and so his character got increasingly downgraded from the episode 1x06 onwards – as ‘Dark Phoenix 2019’ showed, the integration of FX into Disney/MCU didn’t occur too painlessly, and some bad feelings still linger on… Where are we?

…Right, while the WV – especially the last two episodes – suffered from some revision, (in a bad way, not unlike what AoS had in the second half of S2), TFATWS… does not appear to be, at least not at the moment. Instead, what we have are two teams – one is the titular characters, and the other is the new guys – J.W. aka the ‘new captain America’ and his main man Battlestar.

Yes, the racial dynamics is inverted in the new team, but I have no idea what does that mean. Yes, TFATWS is big on depicting racial dynamics within the U.S. – last week, it was Sam and Sarah’s big misadventure in the bank – apparently, with Tony Stark gone, the Avengers’ financial security is gone with him – and this time it is the cops’ harassing Sam because they think that he has harassed the Buck… and they’re white too.

I live in Canada, and the first time I saw an Afro-American person being arrested was in the U.S., (in the city of Buffalo, which is in the New York state, FYI), but the cops who arrested him were also Afro-Americans, and the detained man didn’t appear to be suffering too badly, so yes, here I am calling out Disney, MCU, and the rest of Hollywood on their racial BS because that is what it is, and given just how messed up the U.S. still is after the Donald’s 4-year tenure, does it really need Disney/MCU stirring the pot? Probably not, but TFATWS still has another 4 episodes left in it, so this is what’ll get – a modern social commentary set in a superhero universe, where super-soldiers whale at each other on top of moving trucks and what else have you. Bravo! How very woke of you, Disney & MCU! MAGA, MAGA!

But that aside, what did ‘The Star-Spangled Man’ have? It set up J.W. as the new ‘wrong’ captain America, it showed that the Flag-Smashers are not as evil as they appear to be, (maybe), and that there is another power group/player to the game, one that may or may not be Helmut Zemo, who is returning to TFATWS proper in the next episode. Not a wealth of information to go on, but then again, TFATWS is all about racial inequality, mental trauma, (PTSD), and action, as far as MCU incarnations go. That is fair enough, but not enough to go on.

Therefore, for now this is it. See you all soon instead!

TFATWS, 'New World Order' - March 22

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Now onto ‘The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ instead.

What can be said about the series premiere, ‘New World Order’? It does its’ job – it depicted the Falcon/Sam Wilson as the struggling member of the U.S. proletariat, risking his life in missions overseas, while back home he and his family are belittled – by WASPs, of course. It depicted the Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes as a recovering… well, let us call him a villain, (especially after the events of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ movie), struggling to fit into normal life. (Spoilers: At the end of the episode, he begins to do so, at least for the moment). It also featured the man who might be Wilson’s successor as the next Falcon, the Flag-Smashers, who seem to be the main big bads of the TFATWS’ 1^st season, and John Walker, the next Captain America/U.S. Agent, who might be good at his new job, or he might be horrible. Considering that ‘NWO’ has depicted a WASP bank worker as a grade-A douche canoe, who refused to loan money to Sam and his sister, I wouldn’t bet on the former, and besides…

…And besides, what do you expect? This is phase 4. This is the phase where the bad guys get to win by default, simply because the good guys are in disarray, and the Avengers are disassembled: we already saw Vision getting rebooted by S.W.O.R.D. (and not in a good way), while Wanda…got issues. Like a lot of them, including a potential personality split – into Wanda proper, and the Scarlet Witch…and the rest of the Avengers are being blissfully unaware of either of these developments, and now we’re beginning to understand as to why: at least the Falcon and the Winter Soldier have their own problems: the latter because he is a recovering killing machine, and the former because he is a POC in USA. Yes, he defeated Batroc, but-

-But so did the original Captain America, Steve Rogers. So far, Batroc was either used a living symbol to show that Sam Wilson is the true new Captain America now, or he is MCU’s answer to Danny Phantom’s Box Ghost, aka a minor villain that is used by the show’s scriptwriters when one is needed. Yes, TFATWS has only six episodes, (as opposed to WV’s nine), but still. It is already a good, straightforward plot and design, and will be actually enjoyable to watch. It is not like WV, which was supposed to be a mystery – but COVID-19 has ruined that – but is a ‘what you see is what you get’ situation. Fair enough. Good luck to Sam and Bucky too, BTW.

…Well, this is it for now. See you all soon!

Raya and the last dragon - March 15

Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Moreover, WV is done, and TFATWS is coming out only this Friday, so let us fill in the gap by talking about the latest ‘purely Disney’ film, ‘Raya and the Last Dragon’, instead.

What it is about? Yet another Disney attempt to picture a utopia, ‘Frozen 2’ style. In ‘Frozen 2’, the focus was on climate, (cough, Greta Thunberg, cough). Here, in RATLD, we are talking more about society, about how people – in the imaginary world of Kumandra – put aside their differences and free their world from the Druun, united as one. “I hope that one day you will join me, and the world will be as one”, spoke the lyrics from an old American song from my teenage years, and now Disney tried to execute something similar in RATLD. My dear team Disney, this is hokum, especially in the U.S., where practically every member of their society is highly individualistic, making this sort of cooperation highly unlikely. Therefore, the entire message of RATLD will not amount to anything, but the entertainment element of the movie is still there. Right?

Well, there is the entire Southeast Asian bit, which is especially Disney appropriating the especially colorful cultural bits and pieces of the various ethnicities for money. Sometimes it is more serious, as it was in ‘Mulan-2020’, apparently, but in case of RATLD? Disney just used the… Chinese/Japanese version of the dragon, and claimed that it was not so. Fandom.com would publish anything these days, it seems – for example, they published an interview with RATLD’s crew who claimed that Sisu was inspired by the nagas, in part.

…The nagas, again, are the ancient Hindu version of the reptiloids – they are reptilian humanoids, shapeshifters, who live alongside humans and sometimes marry them, (or kill them, other times), but they are no more dragons than they are humans, and their default setting is more of a snake-human hybrid, or a reptilian humanoid, aka a reptiloid, so the QAnon and the rest of them insane idiots aren’t that too far out there, but we digress. Nagas are not dragons, dragons are not nagas, and Sisu, (and her fellow RATLD’s dragons), was inspired by Aang from the ‘Avatar: the last airbender’ cartoon series. Kumandra with its five tribes is reminiscent of the world of Avatar with its four elemental cultures – the Fire Nation, the Earth Kingdom, the Air Nomads and the Water Tribes – and also of real-life China, which is dry in the west, but green in the east and downright tropical in the south; Kumandra had switched this imagery, becoming dry in the east and green in the west among other things, but it is still RL China (cough Mulan-2020 cough), voiced by a largely East Asian cast, which in this day and age is primarily China…and also Japan, true, but certainly not Southeast Asia. So what?

Point, since to a point, the characters of RATLD are a typical kids’ movie/TV series/etc. formula – a team of quirky characters, each one bringing something unique to the table, while in reality being the traditional fighters, rogues, mages, etc., in an atypical get-up, (i.e., Noi is a baby, etc.), each one needed to complete the quest and fully upgrade Sisu to stop the Druun… right?

Wrong. In the end it is not the main cast’s special skills that are needed to save Kumandra, but trust – Raya and co. ends up trusting Namaari, (who, until then, was pretty much a typical protagonist by the standards of Disney films), and so it raises a question: was all of this team building really necessary? Sisu aside, (as a dragon, she gets a bye, I suppose), this sort of a twist leaves Noi and co. completely superfluous… and it actually shows; so far, none of the RATLD fanworks talk about anyone else other than Raya and Namaari, because, hey, same-sex couple! Cool! Yay! Fanworks! What next?!

Nothing much – that was the overtly educational part of the RATLD movie, which is being promptly ignored by everyone, even as Earth’s human population continues to squabble with each other over the COVID-19 vaccines, for example; everything else was just mind fluff coupled with cultural appropriation, done in the drunken magpie style – Kumandra is supposed to be Southeast Asia, only it isn’t; Sisu, Raya and co. are team Aang, with Namaari being Zuko; and the Druun are really the Druj, embodiments of falsehood and lies of the Zoroastrian religion, which used to be the state religion of Persia, modern Iran, until Islam took over – but that was another story. Ours is that of RATLD, which tried to be meaningful, but ended up going nowhere, with a trite – and ignored – message of peace that rather undercut the actual movie plot, (aka a plot twist that did more harm than good to the plot) was wrapped in a wrapper with some religious connotations, A:TLA did have a spiritual, if not a religious, side to it, and RATLD tried to copy it blindly, and so some things got carried over, unintentionally perhaps, but we begin to rant.

…No, not really – RATLD is a rather monochrome world, as far as Disney creations go. The Druun are yet another incarnation of ‘the other’, a faceless, featureless enemy, that just wants to kill and make more zombies, (cough, TWD, cough), one that cannot be reasoned with, or befriended with, or be sympathized – this is more of Namaari’s thing, only she ends up not being a villain at all, but rather one of the team. In A:TLA, this sort of thing worked only because the true villains of the series ended up being Ozai and Azula, while Zuko was set-up as a reluctant ally to the other heroes – the team Avatar – practically from the very beginning. In RATLD we do not have that; Namaari is much less sympathetic than Zuko ever was, so while her plot twist works, it is not worth it.

…Yes, I don’t like plot twists ever since the first seasons of AoS messed this concept up, but that’s not the point; the point is that RATLD works, but little more; it aspires to be something greater, but it fails: Kumandra may supposedly be an utopia without the Druun, but people there know how to use weapons, for one thing, and martial arts, and what else have you, so things were never so rosy from the start – but this is becoming a rant. I do not want to rant. So, let me just wrap things up by saying that I did not like RATLD too much, as far as 2021’s movies go, Bliss was much better, (and yes, the two movies are different, but still), even if it had partially spoiled the resolution of WV to me – but that is another story.

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!