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Friday, 7 October 2022

She-Hulk, Ribbit - Oct 7

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, so let us talk about this week’s ‘She-Hulk’ episode, ‘Ribbit’, since it is the penultimate one in ‘She-Hulk’ S1.

What is there to say? Let us talk about the ‘Devil’ in the room – a while back, MCU and its’ related/connected press services proclaimed that this will not be a sequel/direct continuation of the Netflix’s ‘Daredevil’ series, but rather a straightforward restart – and so it is. Somehow, Murdoch made his way from the East Coast, (Tom Holland’s third Spider-Man movie, remember?), to the West Coast, (‘She-Hulk’ takes place in MCU’s L.A.), in order to have a relationship with the She-Hulk, apparently… Pause.

Now, again, I have no problem with the two of them being in a relationship. First, Cox and Maslany really manifest chemistry between their characters… plus they have the entire red/green contrast thing going.

Second, Marvel has already done this thing with the relationships – I am talking about Matt’s relationship with Jessica Jones back when they were featured on Netflix series instead. The fact that there was no mention of her, or any other ‘Defenders’ made on ‘She-Hulk’ (so far), doesn’t matter – it only means that their fates are up in the air for Disney/MCU to decide upon, that’s all. As for Matt and Jennifer, I am reminded of the Marvel comics’ Avengers: at first, they were going to set-up Robbie Reyes, (one of the Ghost Riders), with Carol ‘Captain Marvel’ Danvers. (Yes, that one).

…And then, abruptly, Robbie/Carol ship disappeared; now, Danvers seems to be mending fences with Tony, (who isn’t dead in the comics, BTW), while Robbie is hanging around Echo, who is now the host of the Phoenix force in the comics and is about to get her own show in the MCU. (Hint-hint). What’s more, Keanu Reeves is openly hinting that he is open to becoming MCU’s next Ghost Rider. Pause.

Now, MCU already has a Ghost Rider – Robbie Reyes, played by Gabriel Luna, who appeared in AoS’ S4, and who was supposed to have his own TV show, but that failed, and he vanished from MCU after AoS’ S4 finale. That said, there was another Ghost Rider – one who turned Robbie into a Ghost Rider in his backstory, so there is room for John Wick to enter MCU. In addition, yes, there were several Ghost Rider films in the past that featured Johnny Blaze, but they are not part of MCU, so no problem from this part either. Back to the ‘She-Hulk’?

…There isn’t much left to say, actually – somehow MCU tried to turn ‘She-Hulk’ around at the 11th hour, by having the Intelligentsia, (yet another super-secret super-villain cabal, sigh), attack her when she was receiving some sort of an award, causing her to freak out, and allowing the Damage Control people to step in, suggesting that the show might be stepping away from its’ previous rom-com incarnation. Since ‘She-Hulk’ S1 has only one last episode left, I’m not feeling too overwhelmed here, not to mention that as far as power groups go, Damage Control is just a surrogate S.H.I.E.L.D. – and we’ve discussed both it and S.W.O.R.D. in the current MCU before, so, uh, excuse me if I’m underwhelmed; the fact that the titular character here is one of the least sympathetic and popular MCU super-heroes so far doesn’t help either, (no offence to Ms. Maslany intended). As such, I won’t be holding my breath to wait and see as to how J.W. gets out of this one, as both she and Damage Control people are flat-out lackluster, and we have to wait and see as to how the new Daredevil version fares. Is that it?

Well, no, there is also the ‘Werewolf by Night’ TV special, but first – a shout-out to the upcoming ‘Wakanda Forever’ movie for its’ line that Namor is ‘Kukulcan, the earth-shaker god’. Whoever came up with that line is a moron, because Kukulcan was a different name for Quetzalcoatl – the god, the pterosaur is called Quetzalcoatlus instead – and regardless of the name, he was not a sea or an underground deity, no, he was a sky deity instead. Earthshaker is a moniker that is, or was, associated with Poseidon/Neptune instead, a much more appropriate deity to Namor, what with the trident and all, but because he is Old World and all, the movie’s scriptwriters pulled Kukulcan out of their… orifices instead.

Keep in mind, that Disney is associated with Kukulcan already – via Mr. Riordan and a certain Ms. Cervantes, who’s YA novels deal precisely with this mythology. First ‘The Moon Knight’, and now this. No wonder that Mr. Riordan appears to become done with this universe and is writing straight-out YA novels instead that have nothing to do with myths or with Disney. Well, kudos for him, ‘because his PJ is going to be a Disney+ TV series soon, it seems.

However, what about ‘Werewolf by Night’? Succinctly, it works because, firstly, it was short, compact, and precise, and Disney/MCU did not stuff it full of their Easter eggs and co. as they tend to do. (In addition, such approach works best in MCU – just look at the AC TV series). Second, it works because it is only barely connected to Marvel – it might be just your typical horror mini-movie for all that it is so no problems there. Third, the same can be said about characters – they may be from Marvel originally, but so far there’s no indication that they’re a part – that their world is a part – of the greater MCU universe, and given how MCU has been playing with the concept of the multiverse, this might be the start of something new entirely – we’ll just have to wait and see.

…Otherwise, for now, this is it. See you all soon!

Sunday, 16 January 2022

TBOBF - Jan 16

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, and you can always count on your family to make it worse, so let us briefly talk about Boba Fett instead. We are already 2 or 3 weeks into 2022, so it is time for me to make my first blog entry of the year anyhow…

…Well, here is the tricky part – there is not much to talk about in regards to ‘The Book of Boba Fett’: like almost anything that is associated with Disney, the technical side of things is done perfectly, but otherwise…

But otherwise, if you look at the Disney/SW situation, then you will notice something else: it is stuck. It is stuck within the framework of the first two trilogies, done without Disney’s involvement and investment in Lucasfilm™, and while ‘The Mandalorian’ tested those borders, ‘The Book of Boba Fett’ – not so much, at least not in the first three episodes; ‘The Book of Boba Fett is taking place sometime around the original trilogy…ok, sometime after the SW6 film, but so far it is ignoring the greater galaxy far away and is centered around a certain town on Tattooine instead. In ‘The Mandalorian’, we travelled all over the place, but then… first, Gina Carano made a daft and a politically inapt statement, she was fired, her SW character Cara Dune was scrapped, the end. Where did this leave us?

…With the titular character handling over Grogu the Yoda Baby over to Luke Skywalker, leaving fans wondering, just what has happened to the tyke between ‘The Mandalorian’ S2 finale and the SW7-9 films that he either sat out Luke Skywalker getting his ass handed over to him practically by everyone else, or else Grogu was in the posse that joined the Dark Side and handed Luke Skywalker his ass. Neither possibility is good, so for the moment Grogu and the rest of the remaining ‘Mandalorian’ cast are benched, and we got ‘The Book of Boba Fett’, which is detached – in a large part - from the rest of the SW universe. The fan community is not too impressed, and so ‘The Book of Boba Fett’ is not flourishing as much as it could have been. Anything else?

Yes, the AoS, for I would not be talking about Disney’s latest SW misadventure without it. Yes, DC seems to have come up with its’ own take on the show’s initial premise in the ‘Peacemaker’ series, which is actually the redemption arc Grant Ward should’ve had; the titular character is his variant, the rest of the crew are the variant AoS, save for the Vigilante, who is essentially a Deadpool variant instead. Marvel’s loss is DC’s gain – if Deadpool was a regular on the AoS show, it would have been much more popular and successful than how it was. Instead, we got Ms. Ming-Na Wen making a smooth and a casual reply to the question – is AoS coming back? – that amounts to her saying nothing and promising nothing, which is much more diplomatic than anything that Chloe Bennett would’ve said, but I digress.

First, Ms. Ming-Na is a talented actress, who knows that who pays for the music dances the girl, and does not go against Disney/MCU’s grain, as Chloe Bennett seems to have had. Second, AoS is over for good. Whatever it was supposed to be initially, in the end it was a clunky Frankenstein’s monster of a show, which had cannibalized the other cancelled MCU shows, such as ‘InHumans’, ‘Ghost Rider’, and even the cancelled third season of AC, but we’ve discussed it in the past.

Third, Disney/MCU has re-started that issue themselves in ‘Hawkeye’ – yes, we’ve talked about this before, but again, I’ll note that given how the audience’s/the fans’ reaction to the suggestion that Laura was the ‘true’ Mockingbird all along was ambiguous, Disney/MCU quickly squashed the discussions on this topic, and used the latest ‘Spider-Man’ movie to cover-up its’ tracks. However,

…However, there are traces of AoS in ‘No Way Home’ as well; the way that team Spider-Man deals with the extradimensional villains isn’t too different from the Tahiti method that AoS used on Cal, so clearly, the way that AoS had re-used its’ recycled ideas has spread to the rest of MCU by now. Oh dear, we will have to wait and see as to what will come out of it.

For now, though, this is it. See you all soon!

Wednesday, 11 August 2021

What If, 'Captain Carter' - August 11

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, so let us talk about the series’ premiere of Marvel’s ‘What if?’ Yay?!

…Actually, I got nothing. Nothing new, that is. As we have talked earlier, ‘What if?’ is a rehash of MCU and MCU alone – no X-Men, no Defenders, no outriders, put otherwise. The series’ premiere is a reboot of the CA: TFA film, with a gender role gap – it is not Steve Rogers’ who the titular hero is no, but Peggy Carter, (already known as the star of the ‘Agent Carter’ (AC) series). Surprise?

Well no, not really. The first three phased of MCU had been a carefully choreographed affair, and now that Disney/MCU is writing – essentially – a fanfic version of itself in a cartoon layout, (as opposed to live-action), so far there won’t be too many surprises, and this first episode is the most straightforward of them all: Captain Carter, The First Avenger. Some people were surprised by this plot twist, others were not, but for the moment, Disney/MCU & co. can afford to shoulder the slings and arrows of the hard-wrought fortune (or whatever was that Shakespeare wrote down in our universe), and pull out such pieces as the ‘What if?’ series’ premiere – after all, they aren’t risking anything; WASP women are probably the most powerful social minority after their male counterparts, according to the progressive scale, so Disney/MCU is playing it safe. Again.

The technical side of the situation… yeah, it’s less than perfect, but, again, when it comes to technical issues, that is another situation altogether: technical issues can be resolved, or sidestepped, easily enough, as the remake of Disney’s ‘Aladdin’ showed in regards to the blue Will Smith. Here, it is more of a voice acting issue, and I will not comment on it – that would be a low blow. And what is a high blow?

There is no high blow – Marvel’s ‘What if?’ is beginning with a low bar, one where there aren’t any surprises, something that was shown to the audience in all of the teaser trailers that gave us enough material about the first three episodes at least; plus, there’s the show’s S1 poster that shows us enough material to foresee as to what will happen in that season – and knowledge is half of the intrigue!

Pause. In discussion the ‘Captain Carter’ episode, we have no other path to go but around, in circles, for for the moment, there is nowhere else to go – the journey is only beginning, and we have no idea as to where it will take us. Right now, we have enjoyed watching the first episode, but nothing more; maybe that is what Disney/MCU wants, so who knows?

…For the moment, however, this is it. See you all soon.

Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Loki 'Lamentis' - June 23

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, so let us talk about ‘Loki’ instead. In this week’s episode, ‘Lamentis’, the show changes completely – it is no longer just about TVA, (well, about TVA and its’ interaction with Loki); rather, it is about Loki and Sylvie, who, in MCU, seems to be a conflation of a female Loki and the Enchantress.

Now, about the Enchantress. Yes, in the Marvel Comics, Sylvie is one of the characters who has this title; but the main character who has been associated with this title is an Asgardian magician/witch known as Amora instead. She also has a younger sister whose name is Lorelei, who did appear in MCU – in AoS’ S1, and left such a poor memory in the show’s fan community, that she vanished after about one and a bit of an episode. It’s possible that this bad fallout had ricocheted over at Amora, or perhaps she just got a bad stroke of luck, given that the ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ film has largely rebooted the entire Asgardian plotline in MCU, if not outright ended it, (Thor himself teamed-up with the Guardians of the Galaxy at the end of the ‘Endgame’ film).  Either way, it looks as if the newcomer to MCU is named Sylvie, and she is a variant Loki instead. What next?

Hard to say. Unlike the adventures of WV and Sam and Bucky, ‘Loki’ seems to be downplayed – officially; the nearest analogue is the 4th episode of CAAWS, which was downplayed, in the news, because no one wanted to associate it with Biden’s reign in the RL America, but unlike CAAWS, ‘Loki’ has no connotations with America, real or otherwise, so what gives? Hard to say; people say that it reminds them of the lack of shout-outs regarding AoS, which began to be remade from S1, and whose plot had plenty of flaws – and so, to avoid self-repetition, let me just tell you that ‘Loki’ doesn’t appear to be suffering from such flaws, but rather it is more reminiscent of the Agent Carter TV series at its’ best, including a tight cast. Where it differs from AC is in the fact that AC was focused around a single city – NYC in S1, LA in S2 – whereas ‘Loki’ is all about jumping the different times and places; here it is a planet called Lamentis, (cough, allegory, cough), which is an obscure planet at the very edge of the Kree space. …So far, ‘Loki’ had not shown at Kree, only a single Skrull, but that can always change, but that isn’t important; what matters to us is that this episode is all about Sylvie and Loki, as the two bond, show their similarities and differences, and for the moment, TVA isn’t all that important for either of them, but getting off the planet is, since – I assume – that at least Sylvie’s master plan isn’t about her dying on Lamentis alongside Loki. The other/titular Loki, i.e.

…Well, maybe it is, but in this case, ‘Loki’ the series is going to be one weird TV series from now on, and somehow I doubt that this is what its’ cast and crew intended it to be. Rather, it is all about…well, this titular character and how he fits-in into the MCU, now that it is transitioning from what it was at the end of Phase 3 into whatever else it will become. So far, we already had Wanda and Vision going their separate ways, (to put it lightly), we got to see Sam Wilson become the new Captain America, Sharon Carter – the new MCU villain, and baron Zemo – Marvel’s new Batman, (the previous one, in the Marvel Comics, was a character called Night Hawk, but clearly MCU aren’t bringing in the Squadron Supreme just yet – so what else is there?

Well, Loki, obviously – but so far, ‘Loki’ is taking time to bring its’ titular character to his final destination, one hopes. Again, it is always possible that in the show, Loki will die on Lamentis, now that the fallen space debris has destroyed their ride off it, but this does go against the show’s grain, from what it showed the audience so far. Yes, the final season of GoT did do just that, but GoT also suffered from it, and while GoT did this sort of thing only at the end of its’ long run, ‘Loki’ so far doesn’t appear to be a one-season show as WV was, so this turn of events is unlikely, but then again, ‘Loki’ appears to be a much more subdued show that either WV or CAAWS were, so it’s anyone’s guess as to what will happen there next. For now, let us just accept the abrupt plot twist, from Loki’s stay and employment at the TVA to his road trip with Sylvie and go on.

…More precisely, I had watched ‘Luca’ this weekend, and what can I say? It was not as forgettable as ‘Over the Moon’ was, (remember that film? It had a girl and her stepbrother going to the moon to cheer up a despondent moon goddess – or something along those lines), but neither it is as good as people thought it would be. The relationship between Luca, Alberto and Giula, (and also Giulia’s father) is certainly good and realistic, but everything else is secondary; the movie’s main villain, a liter version of Gaston from B&B, is a jerk but little more, and the conflict itself is deflated rather quickly, making one wonder just what the stakes there were. The overall stakes were quite clear – the friendship between Luca and Alberto – but everything else was secondary; it was only the genuine feelings in the core of the film that saved it. That, and the definitive lack of songs as opposed to ‘Over the Moon’, where the abundance of music caused me – and probably not just me – to hit the fast forward button as often as possible, until the movie’s end credits were revealed. Bravo, the end, and ‘Luca’ wasn’t so bad even if it was more circus than bread, you know? But still, nowhere as good as people proclaimed it to be either – ah well, that is the way a cookie crumbles, sometimes.

For now, though, this is the end. See you all soon, instead!

Monday, 12 April 2021

TFATWS, 'Whole World is Watching' - April 12

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. So, let us move onto TFATWS, only we cannot leave real behind, this time.

What had happened in the mini-series? The new captain Dubya has went berserk after his friend Lamar – who has been his closest friend and confidant all this time – died. Yes, it is a parallel as to how Steve did not go berserk after his Bucky died…but at the time when TFATWS was being made, it was presumed that it would air during the Donald era, and now it was released during Joe Biden’s era instead, and the real life world changed.

…More precisely, Joe Biden is not like his predecessor: whereas the latter had a personality, the former does not. Moreover, the man is rather bland, which is not the best thing for a POTUS to have, (all the rumors about him being sued over the XL pipeline aside). Ever since he was elected, Joe tried to rebuild the old U.S. image… i.e. the image that was around even during Barack Obama’s first term, and he has not succeeded. People do not like the idea of an RF, let alone Chinese, domination of the world, but neither they are too excited about the U.S. doing it either. Last week, there was talk in the air of the U.S. teaming up with the Ukraine to go to actual war against Russia (and its’ nominal allies, whoever they are) over Crimea and other disputed locations. Pause.

The punchline here is that while the RF did go up, spitting mad, as it did when Biden agreed that Putin is a killer, it didn’t throw the actual first punch, but went into a waiting game. The U.S. had to have Russia attack first, because otherwise – while they would still win such a war, however eventually, at this time – they would be the aggressor, and that would be bad. Plus, Ukraine, while it has little love for its’ eastern neighbor these days, probably isn’t too enthused about being Europe’s version of a U.S. ‘protectorate’, as Iraq is in Middle East, and Afghanistan – in Central Asia. As a result, right now aggression appears to have de-escalated over the contested area – and the Disney/MCU’s latest mini-series have just aired – last week, (April 9, 2021), an episode, where a man in the U.S. colors kill another man – and a European one at that – in the most violent and savage way possible. Yes, it was supposed to contrast Rogers and Dubya – but also the Trumpist U.S. and its’ predecessor.

…Only now the Trumpist U.S. is gone – apparently, though opinions vary – and captain Dubya suddenly may be standing-in for Biden’s regime instead. Ouch! Naturally, Disney/MCU is trying to do something about it, trying to make captain Dubya ‘incel’, (even though ‘The Star-Spangled Man’ episode clearly introduced the audience to his actual wife), by throwing out a bunch of secondary, if not tertiary, factoids about WV, and what else have you, all to downplay captain Dubya’s impact on MCU & real life via the silver screen. Nice integrity you got there, Disney/MCU! Now let us talk about the plight of the Afro-Americans in real life and whatnot!

…Only no, they do not – instead, the show had the Dora Milaje appear on screen, make captain Dubya even a bigger jerk, and start a fight that allowed baron Zemo to escape. I hope that he will come back worse than before, because right now? Captain Dubya makes him look positively humane and relatable, (not a good thing, you know). Anything else?

No, not really – as the scriptwriters for this episode have intended, captain Dubya’s actions have overshadowed everyone and everything else: he created a pivotal moment within MCU, and everything and everyone else in ‘The Whole World is Watching’ episode got overshadowed. Bravo, people! You achieved exactly what you were striding for, only in a different real life setting from the one that you have intended, so now you have to live with the consequences. The end. Anything else?

No. The titular characters continue to be ‘the straight men’ in their own mini-series, Sharon Carter’s appearance here was barely a cameo, and Karli continues to be a fresh-faced innocent poised to tempt Sam Wilson into the dark side, even though she continues to remain one of the most inept villains ever. Seriously, if she is that set into her ideology, then how and why she remains a rebel? Pause.

Yeah, Karli right now is a rebel (against the global authority and what else have you), not a villain, but regardless of the importance of this distinction, she is still very unlikable, and I don’t think that even the show’s fanbase knows what to do about her, and they largely ignore her; even Sharon Carter, (who has come and gone off screen and on screen), has a bigger following than MCU’s gender-bend Flag-smasher has. That is sad, but also deserving – she just is not very likable, (and kind of redundant, but that is just my personal opinion).

And as for the Power Broker… listen. Marvel itself was never certain if there was just a single power broker, or several. By now, people are believing that if the person isn’t going to be one of the already-revealed characters, (either Sharon Carter or Zemo, ‘cause if it is going to be Sam or Bucky all along, people are just going to freak out and probably not in a good way), then they aren’t going to be revealed at all, and that works out, because not unlike WV (and also AC), TFATWS remains to be small, tightly-built show, all the world-travelling (and world-building) aside. A villain does not have to be on screen to be a driving force – just look at Thanos before the events in the ‘Infinity War’ and ‘Endgame’ movies as an example; whether or not Power Broker will be a threat of Thanos’ level is another question entirely, but it still will be interesting to see as to who, or what, they will be revealed to be at the end.

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

Monday, 5 April 2021

TFATWS, 'Power Broker' - April 5

 Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Therefore, let us look at the latest episode of TFATWS, the ‘Power Broker’, to check on the titular characters… yeah, they are not doing so hot either. Where to begin?

Unlike WV, which was centered all around the town of Westview and nowhere else, not really, (cough, S.W.O.R.D. and Skrulls, cough), TFATWS is something of a globe-trotting adventure: in the first half of the mini-series alone, we’ve been not just to the U.S., but also to north Africa, to Europe, (Germany and now Riga, the capital city of Latvia), and also to Asia, via the fictional state of Madripoor. Pause.

Yes, people are very excited about the last one, since Madripoor is usually associated with the X-Men and the other mutants’ of the Marvel comic universe. However, just because it had finally appeared in MCU does not mean that the mutants themselves are going to follow suit – Disney/MCU has a plan, and it does not include the appearance of the X-Men and the other mutants for a long while – at least officially. Unofficially, I do not know – maybe Sharon Carter is a secret mutant who works for Mr. Sinister or someone like that, but until it is officially revealed, all we can do is speculate, and that is not enough.

Sharon Carter… yeah. If Batroc is shaping to be MCU’s answer to the Box Ghost at best, then Sharon Carter is one of those jack-of-all-trade characters, the one who is constantly reshaped to fill whatever plot hole MCU needs to fill-in next. She used to be Steve Rogers’ love interest, but then Steve went back to Peggy Carter once the latter’s titular series got abruptly ended post S2, (a pity), in a non-too-obvious MCU reboot. Yes, Daniel Sousa went from AC, to AoS, where he ended up being Daisy Johnson/Quake’s love interest, but AoS itself has ended, and where are they now? Supposedly being S.H.I.E.L.D.’s alien ambassadors, whatever that means, but we’re already getting well into MCU’s Phase 4, and S.H.I.E.L.D. itself is nowhere in sight – or is it? Sharon Carter herself was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. in MCU, so now that she is back, and with her own agenda, it may be that S.H.I.E.L.D. is returning to mainstream MCU after all.

Or not, it is too early to tell. The main focus of TFATWS remain the titular characters, as well as baron Zemo. The latter is clearly a bad man, but is he a villain? Yes, MCU tried - tries to make its’ villains sympathetic, and the results are mixed: the early seasons of AoS were bad, while in WV Agnes/Agatha Harkness is more of an obstacle or an upstart rival than an enemy, (as John Garrett had been to the team Bus, for example), and that probably left at least some fans wondering – was Wanda the villain all along after all? Spoiler alert – she was, but we digress.

Well, not really – he is still a self-centered, entitled, rich jerk, who has shot Sam and Bucky’s latest lead, Dr. Nagel, in order to remain useful to them for longer. On one hand, you cannot blame him – he probably does not want to go back to prison, (though with the Wakanda on his tail this situation may change), on the other, Sam and Bucky should remember, that when you dine with the devil, you should use the long spoon, and if you do not, then it is on you.

The Power Broker themselves… yes, that’s still vague, so we really ought to move onto J.W., his main man Battlestar, and the iKarli, but first – a big shout-out to Disney/MCU on their hypocrisy! In the first two episodes, they involved scenes showing Sam getting harassed by the Anglo-American authorities because he is an Afro-American instead, but here comes the episode 1x03, and we got none of that at all – even Sarah Wilson’s cameo in this episode is more of a cameo than anything else. Fair enough, but this doesn’t support my theory that the social commentary in TFATWS is just to pad the runtime, nothing more, and when it isn’t actually necessary to pad the runtime, (here we had Sharon Carter’s expose to do that), it is being discarded. Thank you, Disney/MCU, for being true to yourself! (Cough, Mulan-2020 controversy, cough).

Back to TFATWS and MCU proper, we finally got J.W. and Karli Morgenthau. J.W. behaves just as the U.S. itself did in the late 90s and the early 2000s, when they were on the rise and did not believe that they needed anyone’s help to establish their ‘global village’, aka ‘Pax Americana’ – and then there were Iraq, Egypt, and, most importantly, Libya – and the American global presence began to decrease, (as it does even now), and now the U.S. is changing their tune, because of the RF, yes, but especially because of China. Listen, the U.S. hate to admit it, but without allies, they are not so tough, and so they are looking for allies to go against the RF if necessary, but also – against China too. Yes, RF is tricky, because Putin seems to have an authentic crazy yen against the U.S., but he is not eternal, you know? The U.S. can still afford to wait.

Getting back to TFATWS proper, we still should discuss Karli and her Flag-Smashers, only there is also a limited amount of things to say. Karli seems to be shaping into yet another ‘sympathetic villain’, what with her innocent face, idealistic values, and what not, only a good deal of damage that occurs around her occurs because of her. Her Robin Hood to Power Broker’s prince John may be more of anti-hero thing than that of a proper villain, but her bombing of the GRC office is fully on her. She is horrified by that? Fine, but that on its’ own isn’t enough – she has to do something more concrete to show that she doesn’t want to be typecast into a villain role – only odds are is that she is going to be instead. Karli Morgenthau is a stand-in for the good old-fashioned European revolutionary, not so much a Communist or a Nazi, but more of a generic anarchist, who gave rise and gave way for the former two, (among others), and who tends to implement terrorist practices just for their own sake rather than to drive a goal forth. Now what?

Well, it is anyone’s idea, actually, as the storyline apparently needed an insertion of Wakanda’s elements to move itself forwards. Zemo may die in the TFATWS plot arc, yes, but odds are that he will stick around at least for a better part of the Phase 4 to be its’ token villain/anti-hero, (he does it better than Karli at this moment, actually). I also admit that I did not see this coming, Bucky Barnes’ remark about him being the White Wolf regardless. It will be interesting to see as to how this all goes in the next episode…

For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

Monday, 13 July 2020

Quarantine entry #114 - July 13


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Yesterday, my family had a big fight, and it is one of those fights where every side claims that the other side is the wrong one. Ouch. Given just how our biological family is, the fight was a screaming fest as well – just what we do not need. What next?..

My family and I do not understand each other, period. For example, I acquire the comic ‘Wonder Woman 77 meets Bionic Woman’. Ok, so, what does my family do? Later on, acquire a couple of completely random comics, one of which is part of a WW series that I don’t have and never had, and am never going to have, (not the biggest fan of WW, I am), and the other is a miscellany DC comic that I already have, actually, so this is a double-miss. …In addition, it is not related to the first one at all, so what were they thinking when they got it for me, I have no idea. And-?

…The ‘Stargirl’ TV series will have second season, big whoop. I am not a big fan of DC, actually, and on some level my comic acquiring was a mistake – I really should not have. However, what with the lockdown easing up only recently and in shorts and short-outs, I lost control and I got some karmic payback, and it is not pretty. Ah well, that is life for you, it is unavoidable, and then you die.

…People tend to get uncomfortable, when this sort of thing is raised, lately, and it is probably justified, what with the COVID-19 still zooming around. However, discomfort is no reason to ignore it either, so there is that. We are stuck, and I am tired of being the one who always backs down, so no. I am afraid that we will have more family fights in our future, though, again, this is my last week here, presumably, so I am going for not the immediate future – but I may be unreasonably optimistic here. What next?

Apparently, AoS is bringing back Jiaying – the mother of Skye/Daisy – for the series finale, probably for just one or two episodes, since S7 is all about Chronocons instead. And-?

And nothing. If this had occurred earlier, and not in the second half of S7, I could expect another ‘mini-special’, rather like the one that we got in real life – I am talking about the titular team being in the AC chronological territory – the late 1940s – and acquiring agent Sousa for the ride. Sadly, because it is AoS, it doesn’t look like much will be coming from this, because whatever the fans may write (and draw), but in real life, agent Daisy is pointed romantic-free, even though there was Robbie Reyes back in S4. Sadly, even though the Terminator movie that starred Gabriel Luna, (the Ghost Rider’s actor), did fall through, (and it was a good one), the Ghost Rider did not return to MCU, and his MCU TV series actually got cancelled, at least for the moment. Now that Disney+ has happened, who knows? The situation might become rebooted again.

…And as for Jiaying, in regards to the reboot? In the S2 finale, she was the main villain, (Grant and Kara aside). The last time we saw her was when Cal – MCU’s answer to Mr. Hyde – killed her to save Skye/Daisy, their daughter, (and he got T.A.H.I.T.I.’d next, even though it was Ward who was shaped up to have his memories erased – but AoS was bad-weird like this, so there). Now, will she be friend of foe? Moreover, how will Daisy react? Will enough people care? I do not know. Anything else?

…AoS S7 seems to be shaping up like some sort of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s last grand hurrah, a tour of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s – and the titular team’s – most memorable moments. Sadly, because the original team is not here, and the transition was handled badly, this does not work. Ah well, that is the story of S.H.I.E.L.D., and by now its’ viewers do not care, and neither does team Disney/Disney+. Go AoS, really.

…Well, this is it for now. See you all soon!

Thursday, 25 June 2020

Quarantine entry #96 - June 25


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, so let us talk about something else. AoS, maybe?

…There, sadly, is not much to talk about either, as AoS decided not to break free of its’ initial problems, and instead is giving its’ audience more of the same old same old.

…What is that, you may ask? Let me give it to you once more for old times’ sake. Ready, set, here we go!

First, it is the undercutting, with the Koenigs being the prime example. Whether it is the S7 premiere, when a lot of ado was raised about the rescue of Ernest Koenig, and then the character vanished without a trace, or the previous seasons, when Koenigs came and went and the show couldn’t make up its’ mind – did they matter or are they replaceable? …In S7, Enoch has taken over, at least in part, the role of the Koenig of the season, and no one gives a damn.

…Or take the Chronicoms themselves. Clearly, they are MCU originals, and that is impressive, but they were created to take over the role of the Kree in AoS, (and maybe the rest of MCU, as there the Krees’ record is somewhat spotty itself, does anyone know what is the plural version of that word?), and, again, no one cares. By ‘no one’, I mean primarily the people who could have affected AoS – those behind the scenes, including the higher-ups at team Disney itself. Then again, after seeing the ‘Artemis Fowl 2020’ film, I won’t lie and admit that maybe it’s for the best that AoS’ as a TV series ended-up what it had, because otherwise? It could have been worse; right now, people feel that AF2020 is the SW Sequel trilogy level of bad... Where were we?

Second, it is the constant recycling of ideas – team AoS either thinks that its’ audience is stupid and has a bad collective memory, or they just take its’ collective loyalty for granted. The entire Chronocom/proto-Hydra team up is reminiscent of the Hydra/Kree team-up in S5, and there are echoes of the framework Hydra world from S4 as well. Put otherwise, whenever AoS isn’t stealing ideas from other Disney/Marvel shows that failed to launch, such as ‘InHumans’ or ‘Ghost Rider’, it is constantly recycling its’ old ideas, and-

-And take a look at AoS’ S7, for example. In the initial 4 episodes, there were strong echoes of AC, complete with agent Sousa, who came onboard of the team Time Bus to further help humanity, including Hydra, to save S.H.I.E.L.D. and etc. from the Chronocoms on one hand, and to give Melinda support, now that Gregg is playing a Coulson LMD... a second one, actually. That Is Fine, only now, in the 5th episode of S7, the Chronocoms have teamed-up with Hydra instead, completely undercutting their previous plan, (whatever it was, left over from S6), while Melinda seems to have gone over her Coulson-related hump completely, which leaves at least some viewers wondering – and what is Sousa’s role in AoS now? Deke and Enoch did well enough as ‘the newcomers’, and now that AoS is literally in the home stretch, Sousa’s presence in it is pointless and outright unnecessary. Moreover, the episode 7x05 seems to have gotten rid of the rest of AC elements in AoS S7, making Sousa even more out of place in AoS for now. Seriously, can’t AoS do anything coherently?.. Apparently not. Anything else?

Just one question: why does Nathaniel Malick here feels like the elder sibling? Back in AoS’ S3, he was the younger one, but here it does not feel like this. Ah, AoS, you just keep on surprising your viewers in a bad way, don’t you?..

Well, this is it for now. See you all soon!

Thursday, 18 June 2020

Quarantine entry #89 - June 18


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. During the last Canadian election, I have voted for Mr. Jagmeet Singh and his NDP, so that the Canadian politics would change, and what had happened? 

Spoiler alert – same old, same old. The Liberals are still steering, the Conservatives are still opposing, and the NDP seems to be a non-entity – until now. Now, Mr. Singh got into a pissing contest – I mean, a confrontation – with a Bloc MP, and got kicked out of the Commons for calling RCMP racist. Sigh. Does Canada have to imitate U.S.A. so completely? I would say ‘no’, but no one cares about my opinion. Ah well, that is real life, so what else is left?

Well, over in AoS/AC ‘crossover’, there are rumours that part of the reason as to why Daniel Sousa was introduced so that Melinda May would have an opposite number. Whatever it was that went behind the scenes in AoS, was clearly bad, as the Phil/Mel ship seems to have been put out into the docks at least for now, the FitzSimmons aren’t doing much better, and Daisy & Deke… I do not even want to go there, of all of Daisy’s relationships, this one is the worst.

…Yes, a TV series, especially a comic-based sci-fi series such as AoS, (or AC, for that matter), should not be real, (realistic is another thing entirely). However, in that case, it should be detached from real life as well, but instead in the case of AoS, we got real life poking from behind the metaphorical curtains here, there, and everywhere; the only difference here is that the rest of MCU influenced it. In AC before it was cancelled, the titular heroine was being maneuvered into becoming the love interest, (if not something more), of Daniel Sousa – but then AC ended after its’ S2, Ms. Atwell briefly returned to the U.K. (in the real life) to star as the female lead in the latest, (and very bad), version of ‘Winnie the Pooh’, but she did keep a toehold in the MCU, voicing agent Carter in various Marvel cartoons, video games and so on.

Then ‘Avengers: Endgame’ was aired, and it was revealed that captain Steve-O went back to Peggy in the 1940s, (i.e. the time period where the team Time Bus of S.H.I.E.L.D. was hovering just now), and apparently they married, (changing the timeline?), leaving both Daniel Sousa and Sharon Carter, (who’d been initially set-up as captain Rogers’ new love interest), up for grabs.

Well, Sharon Carter will be appearing on ‘The Falcon and The Winter Soldier’ Disney+ show, eventually, while Daniel Sousa seems to be moving out of AC and onto the AoS now. Considering that he is an original MCU character, (unlike Sharon Carter, who had had a long presence in the Marvel Comics before MCU), that is not so bad. Anything else?

Just a mention about ‘Mother Russia’ in MCU, or more precisely – in AC & AoS. In AC, the U.S.S.R. was designated to be the main villain, or rather – the Leviathan was, just as Hydra was in AoS. (Cough, WWII associations, cough). However, by AC S2, Dot, (the Leviathan assassin), became more of a semi-ally to Peggy Carter and co., and now? She is gone, and we move onto AoS.

In AoS, ‘the Russian influence’ was something else – there were some digs at ‘Putin’s Russia’, (ha-ha, the real life is laughing now), and then there was Anton Ivanov, a yahoo of a minor character in AoS’ S4 & 5, who was a poor version of Grant Ward, period. Not that S7’ human villains – various members of the Malick family – are any better: it had been too long, both in AoS/MCU and in real life, since a Malick was a ‘proper’ villain on AoS/MCU, so right now, the AoS’ non-Chronocon villains, (rip-off Kree, basically), are a poor show.

On the other hand, any Koenigs right now are a no-show – apparently, the actors who played them on AoS are done for now, so after all the ‘investment’ in the 1940s’ Koenig in the S7 premiere was wasted. Ah well, that is a typical flaw of AoS, but we'll talk about it some other time.

For now, this is it. See you all soon!

Thursday, 11 June 2020

Quarantine entry #82 - June 11


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks, and I cannot even escape into AoS, because I am currently trapped where it is not available, (because there is no TV and all). Pause.

Well, because I do not want to tackle reality just yet, I will acknowledge that for the moment the final season of AoS is still staying in the AC time period – aka the post-WWII USA and they have already encountered their very first racist – a certain Mr. Sharpe. Right now, the character is mostly a comic relief, (this is the first time he has appeared in MCU period, and given AoS’ record of accomplishment, and it is possible that he will soon die anyhow… where were we?)

Ah yes, the racist. AC itself fiddled with the issue of racism in the USA post-WWII, especially in the second season, when agent – now chief – David Sousa suddenly had a non-captain Rogers’ rival for agent Carter’s heart of an Afro-American descent, cough – but now…

Well, now it seems that the final season of AoS is stealing plot ideas from the third season of AC that never was, which is good. Marvel’s ‘InHumans’ actually did manifest despite AoS’ present, and the result was insipid, and also cancelled after a single season, even though despite its’ flaws, it had a better, more compact plot than AoS usually had. Disney rocks?

Getting back to the issue of racism in the States, in particular – now, listen: the George Floyd situation manifested because of management and mismanagement of the protests, the Americans wanted a diversion from COVID-19, and so they got it! Now, people are talking about reforming the police, (a major federal organization, putting it mildly), Confederate statues are being pulled down, (seriously, what the Hell?!), and COVID-19 was put on a backburner, though now it is coming back – either because the George Floyd narrative has ran its’ course, the man has been buried, and, hopefully, at least some people on the top of the American society have begun to think as to what COVID-19 will do to American population now that the self-isolation was effectively torn down.

…As we have said before, in Canada the situation is different, less intense, and more artificial-feeling. It is possible that Trudeau is using it as a smoke screen… period, because he isn’t handling the COVID-19 chaos very well, but then again, right now, Canada is supposedly run by a Liberal/Conservative/NDP joint effort, and where are the other two? Scheer keeps on fighting with Trudeau, the end, and Singh, (for whom and whose NDP party I have voted, FYI), is simply a no-show. The Hell? Trudeau is flawed, (though he is better than the American Donald is by default), but at least he is trying to do something, which is more than you can say about the other two. Sigh. Canada may be better than the U.S. is, but these days? That is not much to go on about.

Now, today I actually wanted to talk about bears, but somehow I was never able to get into the right frame of mind. Pity, because actually bears are quite fascinating mammals, hailing from the Eocene epoch, aka practically the very beginning of the Cenozoic. Their various species and genera came and went, but in the modern times? There are only eight species in three genera, including the giant panda that we have discussed earlier. It is the most ancient of the modern bears, and one of the most specialized, and probably one of the smallest ones too, (I am sorry, but compared to a brown bear? The giant panda is not that huge).

At the other end of the spectrum we have the polar bear, the most recent of the modern bears, that we have already discussed on this blog, for it was featured on AFO, where it’d lost to a walrus, as well as its’ closest cousins – the brown bear, (defeated a Siberian tiger), and the American black bear, (who took down the American Alligator). This leaves with the spectacled bear, the sloth bear, and the sun and the moon bears.

The moon bear is the Asian black bear, which is an ecological counterpart to the American black bear, and whom we have discussed in the past, largely because of the conjunction to the American black bear, (the American alligator and the Chinese alligator were featured as well).

The sun bear is also called the Malaysian bear, and it is one of the smallest bears, possibly smaller than even the giant panda is – and is one of the most arboreal of all the modern bears. Unlike the moon bear, its’ patch on the chest is yellow rather than white, hence the ‘sun bear’ moniker.

…Conversely, the sloth bear, (aka the true bear from the ‘Jungle Book’) usually has no patch on its’ chest, but when it does, it is white. The same goes for the American black bear, actually – usually, this bear is colored in a single color, but sometimes it does have a white patch on its’ chest instead, (though it ought to be noted that an American black bear can be of any color actually, not just black, but also cinnamon brown or creamy white).

…The spectacled bear usually doesn’t have a mark on its’ chest – instead, it has ‘spectacles’ on its’ face, and it is the only modern survivor of the short-faced bear lineage, (remember, it was featured on the ‘Prehistoric Predators’ series?). That said, those ‘spectacles’ can look very different from one spectacled bear to another, and some can reach the chest area, I suppose. In fact, physically speaking, all bears look like each other, and aside from the brown and polar bears, (which are each other’s closest relatives out of all the modern bears), and the giant panda too, I suppose, all of the modern bears are colored similarly too – in black, with lighter patches of fur on its’ back. Even the giant panda’s black-and-white checkered coat might have evolved from a similar design as well; what do you think?

…For now though, this is it. See you all soon!

Friday, 5 June 2020

Quarantine entry #76 - May 5


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks; the situation regarding George Floyd and the fallout that followed him continues not to improve, and across the border, the same situation is developing regarding the demise of another POC that fell from the balcony after some search. Now what?

…Firstly, a shout-out to the ‘Barkskins’ series: their first season has reached its’ midway point by now, and the official critics are ignoring it, God knows why. It is a good TV series, a historical docudrama that looks and feels authentic, so why there aren’t more people discussing it? I have no idea, though considering as to how real life is more dramatic and surreal than anything that can appear on TV, that might be one of the reasons why. Next?

…Speaking of real/unreal, it seems that the team AoS is leaving the post-WWII NYC behind and are going elsewhere. Pause. Firstly, I am guessing that we will not be having an AoS/AC official crossover any time soon or at all. Pity, but as it’d been acknowledged semi-officially, team Carter didn’t fair too well in the MCU: at first, it was looking as if Steve would settle with Sharon Carter, the niece of the original AC, while AC would end up with agent Sousa, (most likely, in my opinion); but then AC the TV show ended, and people at MCU decided to match Steve with Peggy, while Sharon would end-up with Sam and Bucky… either or, or both. Since ‘The Winter Solider and The Falcon’ show is suspended indefinitely, it is anyone’s guess as to how it will turnout, relationship-wise, so let us get back to AoS.

Sadly, there isn’t much to go about, not really – either the team Time Bus will continue to travel through time and space, thus also continuing to imitate DC’s LoT, which can be bad for the Marvel/DC relations in real life, (but remember, real life sucks for infinite reasons), or they can pull a ‘sound of thunder’ twist, and return to the present in the 7x03 episode, only to find it changed in subtle, but important ways. Considering that so far they only interacted with a Koenig and a Malick variants, I’m leaning towards the former; plus, Powers Boothe, who had played Gideon Malick back on AoS’ S3, has died in real life several years ago, remember? Real life sucks, again.

To elaborate… listen. AoS was intended to be a tightly intertwined or interconnected TV series, with recurring characters appearing for more than just a single season. Instead, we got exactly that from S2, if not S1 onwards, and consequently, the AoS’ ratings have suffered and fell all the way until now, aka the final season. Now they may recover, but because AoS is done, both in real life and with real life, it probably does not care anymore. Pause.

No, really, look at what the AoS’ audience got in the final season’s premiere. A two-parter that features a variant Malick, and since both of the ‘modern’ Malicks died within the parameters of the AoS’ S3, it is highly unlikely that we will see either of them on S7 because of various real-life reasons, and a variant Koenig… pause.

There had been several Koenigs on the show, played by a single actor (for men) and a single actress (for women), and they came and went with neither rhyme nor reason, without much, if any, impact on the show. In good conscience, they could have replaced ‘Ernest Koenig’ with a completely different, non-Koenig character, and it would have worked just as well, because within the show’s parameters? 

The Koenigs are not recurring; they are redundant, and largely forgettable. The actors who played them, (especially the Koenig men), must have had a set contract to appear an appropriate amount of time in AoS episodes, and that is it. …Something similar must have happened with the character of Deathlok on MCU – in S1 he was one of the main storylines, and then his role began to increasingly diminish, until he appeared in a single episode of AoS’ S5 or 6, that is it. Sic transit Gloria mundi or whatever. Anything else?

…I admit that I wanted to talk about beetles for a change – you know, the insects that have six legs, a hard out pair of wings, and chewing jaws? Yes, we talked about them in the past, when we have discussed the world of insects and the difference in terms of ‘bugs’ and ‘beetles’. That, of course, is very exciting, and the beetles themselves are a very exciting topic, but we will probably talk about them some other time – they are just not fun to talk about, not after AoS!

…This is it for now – see you all soon!

Thursday, 28 May 2020

Quarantine entry #68 - May 28


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. AoS is in its’ home stretch, and I cannot access it – there goes my (almost) perfect streak. Ah well, as we have said before, now AoS is apparently ripping of DC’s LoT series…, which were a rip-off of AoS to begin with.

The other main influence here is Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’ (AC) series, which were very good themselves…but got cancelled after just two seasons, because the actress behind the titular character, Hayley Atwell, decided to go back to U.K. at that moment in time. I do not know if it was her best call or not, since she continued to be associated with agent Carter the Marvel character on and off since then, but it did throw a wobble into MCU – enter Peggy’s niece Sharon Carter. In ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ and ‘Captain America: Civil War’, the ex-‘agent 13’ of S.H.I.E.L.D. was being set-up as Steve Rogers’ new love interest – and then that abruptly stopped, and Steve ended up back with Peggy thanks to the Infinity Stones and time travel. Fun! Anything else?

…Sharon Carter is, or was, going to be one of the main characters on ‘The Falcon and The Winter Soldier’ Disney+ show, as we have mentioned it several times in the past, but since we’ve mentioned it because it went down onto a producing hiatus first, it’s anyone’s guess as to how ‘F&WS’ will re-emerge after the COVID-19 lockdown and just who will be on it. From what we have seen of it pre-lockdown, the lines were – our titular heroes, (plus Sharon Carter?) vs. MCU’s version of Zemo, (first introduced in ‘Captain America: Civil War’, remember?) and MCU’s version of John Walker, U.S. Agent, who is something of an anti-Captain America, I suppose. ‘F&WS’ sounded like one of those ‘politically charged’ shows of America by Americans, and it was probably aimed at least some of its’ shots at the Donald’s regime of the U.S., but then real life happened, and ‘F&WS’ (and the rest of Disney+ shows… cough ‘The Mandalorian’ cough) are currently on some sort of an indefinite hiatus instead. Next?

…Since we cannot discuss AoS S7 because of real-life reasons – it sucks – I wanted to return to the yaks, which we have discussed in the not-so-distant past. But then real life happened, and past happened, and everyone is discussing the evidence that at least some of the Jurassic theropods, (aka the carnivorous dinosaurs) were cannibals. Pause.

My reaction to this: so what? The Cretaceous Majungasaurus, (featured on ‘Jurassic Fight Club’, “Dinosaur Revolution’ and ‘Planet Dinosaur’), was a cannibal. Modern dinosaur relatives, namely the crocodilians and the birds of prey, (not that the other avians are such nice guys themselves), are also cannibals. Ergo, people, and especially scientists, should have been aware (and accepting) of the possibility that at least some theropod dinosaurs, (aside from the Majungasaurus), were cannibalistic as well. What is with all the commotion? It about matches the one about Spinosaurus’ true tail!

…Yes, the news about Spinosaurus’ new tail were somewhat cool, but that is Spinosaurus for you – it rivals the T-Rex and the raptors for popularity, especially since the JP3 film. There is no indication that Spinosaurus will return for the third JW film, but who knows… Anything else?

No, not really. The Donald had had his actual birthday yesterday – whoopee. Given how much the U.S. society is getting divided over the lockdown decision as well as over that actual division, he really should be keeping a low profile instead. In the RF, president Putin is going to have an actual, real life parade on June 24 or so about – bully for him! He really should be more concerned about a revolution instead…

Well, this is it for now. See you all soon!

Friday, 22 November 2019

Frozen II - Nov 22


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. That said, ‘Frozen 2’ has arrived in the movie theaters. Yippee! Huzzah! And yay?!

…Let’s from the start talk about the big difference between ‘Frozen 2’ and ‘Frozen 1’: if the latter was loosely based on Hans Andersen’s ‘The Snow Queen’ fairy tale of a novella, the former is a completely original movie; though the plot starts in Arendelle, it quickly dismisses the elements of ‘Frozen 1’ and quickly careen into a completely new land with completely new elements. (Obligatory warning: spoilers are ahead, read at your own risk).

…MCU’s AoS TV series constantly recycled, rebooted and redesigned its’ old elements and never really tried to do something truly new. The Disney movie ‘Frozen 2’ went in a completely new direction, following Elsa’s motto of ‘Let it Go’ and let the old film go. There is some sort of symbolism of Elsa and her team leaving Arendelle behind and going into a completely new land, populated by completely new people, with a completely new set of rules… and no traces of civilization per se. This is the reason as to why the critics are divided already in regards to ‘Frozen 2’ – everyone did expect a straightforward sequel to ‘Frozen 1’ and instead got anything but. Disney’s own logic is understandable here, they did not want to spoil the surprise, but the confusion that results from their surprise might be just as bad, proportionally. We will have to wait and see as to what develops from ‘Frozen 2’ as time goes by.

Back in the movie itself… wait. What is ‘Frozen 2’ about, firstly? ‘Frozen 1’ was about the question of man vs. monster, of humanity vs. coldness (inhumanity), of lust for power, of succession of throne, of confidence, femininity and other traditional values, and by ‘traditional’ I mean ‘well-established and well-accepted in the contemporary Western society’. ‘Frozen 2’ touches upon those issues considerably less so than its’ prequel did, it seems to be concerned with the question of civilization/conquest vs. native ethnic groups, but it is a thornier issue than the ones talked about in ‘Frozen 1’, and so that topic is both downplayed and moved past very quickly in the movie into the next act – and what is the next act? In addition, people may be pointing to the destruction of a certain dam in the last part of the movie, and they are right: the message is of a restored balance, (somehow, supposedly), but in real life, this sort of action has very different consequences; they are touched upon in ‘Frozen 2’, but again, this is dismissed very quickly. Disney is all about making money, and that is the complete opposite of controversial issues, so while Disney may tolerate some controversies in SW and Marvel, at least they did in the past -now they are doing their best to kill them – in its immediate domain, especially the Princess movies, just no.

However, if we move past the more controversial and socio-aware issues of ‘Frozen 2’, (and there aren’t many – Disney is saving them for Marvel, apparently, just look at the upcoming Sam & Bucky show on Disney+), what is there left?

Various mythos and mythologies, that is what. First, in order of appearance, the Northuldra. 

Regardless of what they are in ‘Frozen 2’, their racial designation is a portmanteau of ‘North’ and ‘Huldra’, with the latter being counterparts of elves and fairies in Scandinavia. According to one legend, when the Lord came over to Adam and Eve for a visit, they were able to clean-up and otherwise prepare only some of their children, which they propped for an introduction; the rest they hid. The Lord was not fooled, however, and he made a proclamation, stating that ‘what is concealed shall not be revealed’ or something to this extent; the result were the first Huldra or Uldra. They look mostly human; however, they have hollow backs and animal tails, usually fox, dog or cow. Unlike their troll and Jotunn cousins, they were not as hostile to humans or as physically imposing; however, they were still strong enough to manually bend horseshoes and were often magic-users as well. Most of stories including the Huldra, (or the Hulder) involved their women marrying human men; usually it ended badly, (especially for humans), but sometimes the pair made it work and even had children, who were usually human, (no tails or any other animal features), but who, again, were often magic-users of one sort or another.

Now, you may argue that the Northuldra that appear in ‘Frozen 2’ are not anything like that; rather, they are a more derived version of the ‘noble savage’ cliché that plagued Disney during the 1990s and the earlier periods. Fair enough. Unlike the people of Arendelle, the Northuldra live in a forest with no sign of human civilization or its’ trademarks, (especially by the Western standards) and they seem to be using no steel or other metals and they live in apparent harmony with nature; the old clichés die hard if at all. That said, the same could be said of elves, especially those that are more like Tolkien’s than Disney’s, Marvel’s or DC’s, for example, so there is that.

Beyond the Northuldra, there are the various elementals, one of whom, the fire elemental, is the salamander; Disney’s ‘Frozen 2’ went with a classical depiction – that of a fiery/fire-breathing lizard rather than something D&D. Again, in European history, the salamanders were some of elemental nature spirits – they did embody fire; when it came to the other elementals, then the earth was represented by the gnomes, (think D&D dwarves rather than D&D gnomes), water – by undines, (variant mermaids), and air – by sylphs, which are often depicted as graceful winged humanoids. Here ‘Frozen 2’ shifted from this concept; the air elemental in particular seems to be shapeless and invisible instead; a variant D&D invisible stalker?

The earth/stone giants, however, bring us back to the Norse myths – they were the Jotunns or the trolls, they are the frost and stone giants of Marvel’s Thor. They are embodiments of a primal, untamed nature, and they did not like humans or their civilization; just watch them demolish the dam at the end of ‘Frozen 2’. They also live in the same forest, past the magic veil, where no civilization exists at all – and they are hostile to Anna and co. for no given reason, straight from the start. True, having stone brains probably doesn’t help, and Anna and co. were able to maneuver them into bringing down the evil dam… that was raised by the grandfather of Anna and Elsa, by the way… but hey, the balance between civilization and nature was restored! Go, Greta Thunberg! Wait, what?

…Since the 1970s, USA tried to make itself into a utopia, and after winning the Cold War, they accelerated their movements, and on some fronts, such as the social integration, they have achieved some success. On the other – such as the environmental issues – not so much. True, without the U.S. interference things aren’t rosy either; just look at Canada and its’ continual mishandling of the oil pipeline; but the problem? During their last peak – the early 1990s – US tried to do and solve everything through sheer physical force. Before long many people, countries and governments were sick of it; president Putin’s anti-US stance is not very healthy or sane…but again, he is an American creation, just as the Taliban had been, that broke free to US’ detriment. These days, many countries are still pro- than anti-US, but they do not appreciate American meddling in their affairs either. Just look at what happened when the ex-president Obama endorsed the Canadian PM Trudeau. The Canadian media were very professional, they freely admitted that this was nothing like the (fictional) Russian meddling in the previous US elections, but they were just as firm at pointing out that the ex-president Obama (and the rest of the US) should stay out of the Canadian elections as it is right and proper. The end. These days, Trudeau is still the Canadian PM, but whatever is going on down in the States, he wants no part of it.

And what is going on down in the States? Why, yes, the impeachment of the Donald, but also the upcoming presidential election. The former is going on more or less; the latter even worse than that. The Donald was never the best president of the United States, but who are the alternatives in the 2020? Fine, he is impeached and out of the way; who is left? Don’t forget, the US is a true democracy, its’ president is elected by all the people, and not a smattering of oligarchs, top army brass and various other strongmen as it is in the RF; in America, the presidential candidates have to win-over their electorate and its’ votes, and right now? The American government is involved in a soap opera called ‘The Donald, his life, family and impeachment’. Once 2020 comes around, both of America’s main parties may find themselves flat-footed and unsupported by America’s proletariat…and that is a problem that will not be fixed quickly or with the blame game on the Russians…

Back to ‘Frozen 2’… yes, at the movie’s end it did become some sort of a utopia, where civilization and nature can coexist. It also features a sea horse called a Nokk. It is better known as Nix or Nixie; it is a water spirit, similar to the Kelpie, as well as to the Grindylow and the Merfolk. Rowling’s Grindylow was some sort of a goblin-like creature, inferior to the merfolk of her universe; in real-life folklore, both the Grindylow and Nokk/Nix/Nixie were water spirits that were man-eaters; just look up Theodor Kittelsen’s depiction of the latter: it is more humanoid than equine, but judging by its eerily glowing eyes, it is clearly unfriendly towards humans.

On the other hand, the same man painted another two paintings, depicting the brook-horse – a subtly different water spirit, one that did usually appear as a white horse on land; it would entice people to mount and ride it, where upon it would jump back underwater, drowning its rider. The Nokk from ‘Frozen 2’ combines the elements of both of those real-life folklore beings: it is shaped like a horse rather than as a merfolk or something anthropomorphic, but it has the glowing eyes of Theodor Kittelsen’s Nokk as well.

Finally, there is Idun, Idunn or Iduna. Yes, this is the name of one of the characters from the ‘Frozen’ franchise, cough, but it is also the name of one of pagan Norse goddesses – she was the divine distributer of Asgardian apples of youth that kept the Norse deities eternally young, and she was the wife of Bragi, the Norse god of bards, skalds, and poets. Neat, hah?

…Trivia aside, what can be said of ‘Frozen 2’ as a whole? It shows a clean break from the events of ‘Frozen 1’, which brings us to Hans. He is not in the script at all. Overall, that is not really a problem; just look at MCU’s AoS (and also AC, especially at S2), where not only the actors had their roles remade and repositioned, but their characters (especially Grant Ward and Kara Palamas, but honestly – all of them) disrespected, abused and discarded. Compared to them, Hans’ fate is mild and perfectly acceptable, except for – Elsa.

Let us recap the first ‘Frozen’ – Hans, regardless his moral compass, was very much a part of the main cast and was a rather more complex character than, say, Gaston from the B&B franchise, (regardless of the version). You would expect him to be back in the second film, simply because he had not died unlike most of Disney’s villains, but instead there is no mention of him at all – and that changed the team’s dynamic; there’s only Anna and Kristoff now, (Kristoff’s relationship with Sven is something else), and Elsa is happily single and unattached – Emma Watson must be so proud! On a more serious note, you can find a video online, where Disney chief Jennifer Lee says that Elsa ‘will ‘tell us’ when she’s ready to explore her sexuality’. Except that Elsa is a fictional character, drawn in CGI, and she will do what the owners of her franchise, (i.e. ‘Frozen’) will want her to do.

In Hollywood, which includes Disney, sexual minorities are treated even worse than racial ones, (unless they are The Rock. As ‘Hobbs and Shaw’ shown us, you do not mess with The Rock) – both OUAT and TBBT rather flirted with having same-sex characters on their shows, but in the end, it had amounted to nothing concrete – and Disney wasn’t even a part of either of those franchises. And here we have Elsa, whose sexuality was hotly debated ever since her first movie was aired six years ago. These days, the initial passions died down some, but Disney is quite sure that by making Elsa officially heterosexual will annoy a large fraction of ‘Frozen’ fan base, and by making her officially homosexual – ditto. So instead they’re keeping her asexual…and now that she’s no longer the queen of Arendelle, but rather the protector of the forest, (what, did the previous one die, or get turned into a tree, or something?), Elsa is no longer a part of the more civilized, humane part of her world, (well, the world of her franchise), but of the primal and less humane one instead. If this is her happy ending, (and we have no reasons to believe otherwise), then it is certainly an atypical one, especially by Disney’s standards. As both the first ‘Frozen’ film and ‘Moana’ showed, Disney is trying to break the mold that it made during the ‘Disney Renaissance’ of the 1990s, but it does so on its own pace and settings. Yes, there is probably wokeness in ‘Frozen 2’, but as Tom Holland’s ‘Spider-Man’ movies showed, if done correctly, that is a good thing, and secondly? If the elections of 2016 showed that mass media’s influence over the American populace is great, but still has limits, then ever since ‘Frozen 1’ and ‘Moana’ showed that while the public opinion over the decisions of media companies such as Disney, (and Sony, etc.), is also both great and finite. What will come out of this is anyone’s guess.

…This is it for now, see you all soon!

Friday, 25 October 2019

C&D cancelled - Oct 25


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. This week – on Monday – us Canadians put its’ own spin on this thesis, by creating a minority government. It became obvious almost immediately, that Singh, and Scheer, and Trudeau, do not get along and probably will not, and so it is anyone’s guess where this arrangement, the minority government, will get. Probably nowhere fast, that is where.

…Ivan Andreevich Krylov, the man who had adapted the fables of Aesop and Lafontaine for the Russians during their imperial period, had one among their number titled ‘The Swan, the Pike, and the Crayfish’, in which the titular characters were hired to deliver a some sort of a load, (it is never defined just what it is), somewhere. The load is not heavy, but the swan went for the sky, the crayfish began to move backwards, (in Russia, it is a common folk myth that the crayfish walk only backwards, because reasons), and the pike went into the water. Whose fault it was, the fable rhetorically proclaimed, is not for us to judge, but the load never went anywhere. The Russians consider this fable to be one of Krylov’s best ever. For Canadians, the Trudeau Swan, the Singh Crayfish and the Scheer Pike can be much harder to endure, especially since they are not the only characters on Canada’s political Olympus, and our country’s political landscape has acquired other features by now. In Western Canada – there is a lot of resentment brewing towards Trudeau and his government because of oil, and ecology, and native rights, and what else have you. Miss Greta Thunberg left her mark there too, but now her ‘phenomenon’ is dying down: if Al Gore, in the years past, as America’s VP, could change the tide, then neither can Ms. Thunberg, no matter how much she was tried to be puffed up in the past weeks and months.

…And in the East we got the good old Quebecois separatism, which, apparently, also gotten re-started these days. Fun! I remember that, however, vaguely, back in the 90s, when my family just came to Canada, it was all the talk, especially among the Anglo-Canadians, but nothing came out of it back then; what will come out of it now is for anyone to guess.

But enough of the depressing reality, let us talk about… television. Pause. No, let us not talk about the new ‘Watchmen’ TV series, which is already a shit-storm of alt-left, alt-right, fanboys, SJWs, and what else have you, and so far the series have only aired its’ very first episode. What will happen as more of its’ episodes is aired? More hubbub and controversy, and that is all that I care about. Why? Because I do not like ‘Watchmen’, I did not like the original comic series, I was not a fan of the film, and I am staying away from the TV series too. I had had this sort of bad excitement back with the SW7 & 8 films, and do not need its’ TV analogue too.

This brings us to Marvel, and – more bad news: C&D are cancelled. Why? Good question, and so far this is no concrete answer. The easy way would be to blame the latest Marvel shake-up, as Kevin Feigle begins to manage the Marvel TV, as well as the Marvel movies. But the more subtle signs that something wasn’t right there could be seen in S2, which was more jumbled and less tight than S1 had been, it felt almost like two seasons smashed together, just like how the ‘Fallen Kingdom’ movie felt like two movies smashed together, and SW8 – as a film that had fragments and elements of another film, especially in the end. Just like AC of MCU, or ‘Swamp Thing’ of DCEU, C&D may be just another TV series that got canned…just because. Maybe the numbers weren’t high enough… since the end of S1, as the S2/the series proper ended on Ty & Dy leaving New Orleans for pastures new. There are rumors of them appearing on ‘Runaways’ S3, but now it’s anyone’s guess if this’ll come to pass.

…Yes, in the comics C&D did come to NYC, but MCU is different from Marvel comics, and Ty & Dy’s departure from New Orleans felt like an end of something – in this case, it was of the C&D show proper. Ouch.

…Speaking of comics? The 2017 ‘Runaways’ comic reboot has amounted already to 24+ issues, while C&D – to 50% of that number, at best. Clearly, something was going on with C&D in the entire Marvel multiverse, not just to MCU, and now it has manifested itself: C&D is cancelled for good for now. That is real life for you. It sucks.

…You can argue that not all of real life is bad: the NatGeo site nowadays permits about 4 or 5 free articles a month, (the benefactors), plus there are some YouTube videos from that franchise that are appearing on YouTube on a more regular basis than once every week or so, (the generosity), so really, turn that smile upside down! Or not, because in Canada the political landscape has become an unpredictable and volatile cul-de-sac, (by Canadian standards, but still), and elsewhere it is worse. In the U.S., we got the brouhaha with the impeachment, now it seems to be going forwards, but it will make much fewer people happy than initially; and across the pond we got the Brexit, which is still going forwards…somehow, and increasingly more and more people are getting fed-up with it, especially in Great Britain proper. In under a week now there will be a lot of people unhappy with Boris Johnson and the rest of his crew, one way or another. Of course, the latter will have their own axes to grind and to bear once everything explodes, and that will just make everything worse, again, but hey! That is real life for you. It sucks. Just look at C&D – it did not suck, so it got cancelled, and we just have to grin and bear it. End of the story.

…This is it for now. See you all soon!

Sunday, 20 October 2019

MLP: FIM over - Oct 20


…And so, MLP: FIM has ended this year, at this time – autumn 2019. Hurray, or boo, or whatever you want to call it, the end. This incarnation of MLP is done and gone for good, (‘Equestria Girls’ might be a different matter – if anyone cares). What is left?

Firstly, the obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Considering that next week is the election week in Canada, this suckage will take on a new, political dimension: while Canada isn’t U.S., it had its’ share of ‘FLAWS!’ and ‘EXCITEMENT!’ regarding the election month loud and clear, and right now all of the political experts aren’t sure as to what will have once the elections are over, what kind of government that Canada will have. It might still be a better, more decorous and professional than whatever is going on south of the border, but at 2019-2020 it is a low bar to clear, sorry. Back to MLP?

Meh, the MLP: FIM ended on a predictable note, except for one element, (pun intended), and no, it’s not the dastardly trio get petrified at the series’ end. By now, the MLP: FIM franchise has had plenty of redeemed villains, such as Flim & Flam, or the speciest councillor from the penultimate season, as examples. Yes, having a designated irredeemable villain can be bad for the show, if handled incorrectly, as MCU’s AoS has handled Ward, and to a different extent – Palamas/agent 33, but here MLP: FIM is less reminiscent of AoS, and more of the ‘Avatar’ cartoon series. At the end of A: TLA, there were two of such irredeemable villains in the show: Ozai and Azula. Ozai had lost his bending, Azula became insane, (and you do not usually get such a detailed depiction of progressive insanity in cartoons, you know, as A: TLA did with Azula), and the cartoon series ended. Then there was A: TLK, and between them, the ‘Avatar’ franchise is releasing a series of comics/comic books that depict what happened between the two shows, (as well as some post A: TLK events). In them, Ozai is shown to be still a very formidable villain, bending or no bending, while Azula actually escapes and goes on to become a force to be reckoned with, complete with a legacy, that would surface in a roundabout way in A: TLK… so who’s to say that CG, LT and QC won’t resurface in some new way in the next variation of the MLP saga, the way that Ozai and Azula have in the world of the ‘Avatar’?

…Personally, I was more impressed by the sign of the united ponies/griffons/yaks/changelings/dragons/etc. as they moved against the villains as a single front at the end – Union of Equestrian Socialist Republics here we come!

…Yes, this probably won’t happen…and not just because by now the U.S. is admitting, however reluctantly, that its’ dream of a ‘global village’ is currently at an end and even if the Donald doesn’t run for the president at 2020, (if he gets impeached, for example), it doesn’t mean that the Democrats will win this election, (so far it isn’t even fully clear as to who their candidate will be on that year – everyone is so busy with the impeachment), which means that whatever that had went down at the MLP: FIM’s series’ finale, is a pure utopia that isn’t truly realistic at all. This brings us to the actual point: the show’s conclusion: Twilight Sparkle has become a proper alicorn ala Celestia and Luna, (and Cadance too, I guess), while the rest of the Mane 6 have aged and by now are more to Mayor Mare’s age when the show has started.

…When TS became an alicorn in the past season finales, the show’s crew promised that she would not outlive her friends, but now that the show is over, the finale has come and gone, and everything is said and done…TS probably will. The show’s crew broke their promise, but because the show is over, its’ main villains – and the Storm King, does anyone remember him by now – are finished, and no one really cares about the canon anymore. True, if a show goes on long enough – the current incarnation of ‘Supergirl’, for example – no one cares about the canon anymore, unless it throws a real twist, as the second and last season of AC had, but still. It is a statement broken, a lie. Ouch! Remind me not to believe what the people in TV-land say anymore, would you?

Anything else? Real life sucks and family always makes it worse; a new kind of apple – a Cosmic Crisp – is hitting grocery stores in real life soon from this date, (October 2019) – and this is it, really. Real life sucks, sometimes hatred is the only thing that can carry you through and, oh yeah, today is the international sloth day! (The animal, not the deadly sin). Enjoy!

…This is it for now. See you all soon!

Sunday, 8 September 2019

Forged in Fire - Sep 8


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Especially if you are that person who had died from vaping recently – then you have proved to be the equal to the opossum that I have talked about last time, as it is also dead. Ouch. Real life sucks, and then there is TV. Yes, it cannot compare to real life tragedies, such as the ones experienced in the Atlantic, but regardless…

So, let us talk about ‘Forged in Fire’. A friend of mine recommended it to me, seeing how it gone down for a while now and I have never watched it; they claimed that ‘it was as the Deadliest Warrior had been’, (DW). I liked DW back then, and so I watched the sword of Attila episode. And?

And yes, ‘Forged’ is reminiscent of DW, sort of. It is also reminiscent (in my personal opinion) of AFO (‘Animal Face-Off’) and ‘Chopped’, of all things, (namely a cooking show). Where to start?

Like the cooking shows that I have watched, on and off, over the years, FIF has four contestants, three judges, and a host. Except that instead of chefs, cooks, or what else have you, you got bladesmiths, competing in the quality of their blades and bladed weapons. Details? Well, yes, just as the fact that to make the titular weapon – the sword of Attila in this case – they get not several hours, but several days: four on today’s episode. They are secondary, and do not diminish from the show’s enjoyment – or the lack of it.

Where does AFO come in? Like FIF, it had included making models and replicas, though in AFO’s case it was more of casts of skulls and paws and claws of big cats, bears, and so on. Then those models would be tested as well, though not on human replicas. Then again, today’s episode of FIF has also featured horse skulls, and one of the final contestants’ swords failed, it fell out of the handle or was broken, so that is it, game over. He went home and his rival got the 10 000-dollar prize. Yay!

…And yes, those replicas – horse skulls, armor suits (cuirasses, I think), and what else have you is what reminded me of DW, fair enough. It just… it is not my show. The cooking shows… yes, I do not watch them regularly either, not like AoS, or AC, for comparison, and FIF is a variant of them. Yes, the details are different… no, the premise is different, and the details are largely the same, so that may be it. I do not know; maybe FIF is actually a great show, and I just find it boring; I certainly did not find FTB show boring, and it was on the same channel – the Canadian History channel – as FIF is. Therefore, maybe the issue is with me instead. Does anyone has any opinion on this, then? I am ready to listen.

…This is it for now; see you all soon!

Thursday, 5 September 2019

Pennyworth: Sep 5


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. With that out of the way, now, after Pennywise the clown we turn to Pennyworth the (future) butler, from one of the latest DC/CW shows, ‘Pennyworth’. ‘Based on characters from the DC comics’, this show features our titular character before he became a butler, but after he quit SAS and is trying to be his own man, whatever – and whoever – that is. He has met Thomas Wayne (and maybe Martha Kane, the future Mrs. Wayne), and became a piece in the struggle between the Ravens and the No-Names. Waynes are on the latter team, which supposedly makes the No-Names the white hats in this struggle… though in one of the early scenes of the pilot episode we learn that the Ravens want to destroy the government and built a fascist utopia, while the No-Names are going for a socialist utopia instead, so who knows? As ‘Native Son’ – a real-life American novel – shows, the American society was heavily involved with communism, and right now – in 2019 – it is still involved with socialism, (and maybe communism will come back? It is still better than the banana republic that the RF currently is). It would be interesting to learn that the Wayne parents were actually socialist/communist at heart… Bruce Wayne is notable apolitical. Maybe he/Batman is a communist as well? That would certainly be an interesting turn of events in the DC worlds…

Back to ‘Pennyworth’ the TV series. The premise above sounds interesting, but on TV, the Ravens at least are something else: as soon as I saw their leader make an appearance, I knew exactly who he was: professor Ratigan from Disney’s ‘The Great Mouse Detective’ animated movie. Seriously, you should look it up, it is one of the more obscure Disney films, but it is still good to see – and it is very British.

Pause. We try to move away from the secondary details, such as the black-and-red cloaks that even rank-and-file of the Ravens are wearing to the more important facts.

Firstly, ‘Pennyworth’ is visually overwhelming, as its’ set designers tried to cram as much of U.K. visual imagery into it, all done with rich, even lavish, details. That, coupled with all kinds of British accents, (Good God, Professor Henry Higgins), makes ‘Pennyworth’… simply overwhelming and tiring. ‘Swamp Thing’ may also be a CW/DC TV series, but it is more moderate…and enjoyable to watch.

Secondly, the premise. On one hand, it brings to mind MCU, and more precisely… not exactly, AoS, but AC, which was set in the beginning of the Cold War, 1950s and 60s, and was featuring not just the titular character, who was also British, remember, but also Jarvis, the human, who was British and a butler of Howard Stark… who would eventually marry a woman named Martha, and whose younger version is rather reminiscent of this younger version of Thomas Wayne as well. Bring on the copyright issues? We will just have to wait and see.

Thirdly, MCU’s AC aside, ‘Pennyworth’ is also reminiscent of ‘The Three Musketeers’, especially the Soviet version, which closely followed the original novel…unlike the later Western adaptations, some of which went steampunk and ended with the British launching an air fleet of zeppelins in order to invade France. Yes, the original novel also involved the French-British conflict over La Rochelle of that time, (the reign of Louis XIII, if anyone cares), but still, zeppelins. There was a reason as to why that movie, though it ended on a cliffhanger, never got a sequel.

Back to ‘Pennyworth’. The titular character and his two friends are three of the musketeers, with Thomas Wayne becoming a fourth. Alfred’s new girlfriend, Esme, is Constance, a chambermaid and go-to-girl of the queen and d’Artagnon’s love interest. She has been already kidnapped by the show’s version of the milady de Winter… period. Just like Constance – spoiler alert – Esme is going to die, though later on in the show; why? Because otherwise Alfred is going to marry her, and screw the Waynes. On the other hand – more spoiler alert – Al and Martha are going to develop some sort of a relationship, at least for a while, so maybe Al is actually Bruce’s real father instead? Got to admit, didn’t see that coming, especially in the canon, (fanon is other thing entirely, fair enough), but regardless, Esme is a dead girl walking because reasons; another one of them is that she’s a civilian and Al and his mates are about to join DC’s rip-off of S.H.I.E.L.D., whatever that is going to be, but anything but civilian, period.

And then there are the ravens. No, not the fascist utopists who are the main villains of ‘Pennyworth’ so far, but the actual birds. Now, in North America, there are several species of ravens/crows, (aka corvids), but the most common is the American crow, (Corvus brachyrhynchos). From beak to tail it measures about 46-50 cm and weighs up to 500 g – a very formidable bird, I’ve seen it kick the metaphorical shite out of the red-tailed hawks in my neighbourhood, for example; but-

-But in Europe, the raven is the so-called common raven, (Corvus corax), and that includes the U.K. – the tower of London has a lot of semi-domesticated ravens, because supposedly if they are gone, London will fall. (I do not know if Martin’s Westeros has anything similar to that concept). If the American crow looks impressive, the common raven doubly so: it is even bigger than the American crow is – about 60-65 cm long, and it weighs up to 1.2 kg, making it the biggest and heaviest bird in the Passeriformes order… aka perching birds or songbirds. Think of that next time you want to get yourself a pet canary! …This brings us back to ‘Pennyworth’, as we saw several times flocks of ravens flying around the show’s London. In Toronto, for comparison, the sight of several American crows flying around can be very impressive, as they are big birds that can catch one’s attention especially if they start to croak, and common ravens are even more so, but… unlike their smaller cousins – the American crow, the hooded crow of Europe, the carrion crow of Eurasia, they are solitary birds that don’t like humans very much, which is why the raven is also called the northern raven, and it prefers to live in remote places – Scandinavia, Siberia, Alaska and northern Canada, for example. They just do not form flocks and do not live in London, England, in a natural state. A flock of wild common ravens in London would certainly be a newsworthy event, Cold War or not. Atypical for a comic-book TV series, ‘Pennyworth’ tried to get involved with the natural kingdom, and as usual for such franchises, it is an especially bad idea. Even ‘Swamp Thing’ does not try to go there, and it is actually partially set in a swamp!

…The reason, of course, is that in a certain movie-verse iteration of ‘Sherlock Holmes’, Moriarty had a pet crow or raven, (yes, a single pet bird). As the leader of the Ravens (we are back to talking about the human secret society) has shown, the cast and crew of ‘Pennyworth’ has also tried to go for that look for him, but instead they ended up with Ratigan. Yes, Ratigan was also based on Conan Doyle’s canon Moriarty, sort of, but that probably isn’t the direction that ‘Pennyworth’ wants to go, given that the relations between DC and Marvel (Disney) are not so good, eh?

Will I be watching ‘Pennyworth’ in the future? Probably not – if I want to see a fictional take on the Cold War, there is AC, which is not overwhelming, but is actually just right, (especially S1 – S2 is more ambiguous but still fun to observe) and it does not go for ridiculous either. Yes, ‘Pennyworth’ is DC, but so’s ‘Swamp Thing’, for comparison, and it is nowhere being as over the top as ‘Pennyworth’ is – but that is my opinion, and it is subjective: if anyone disagrees, I will be happy to hear from them.

…This is it for now; see you all soon!