Friday, 9 June 2017

APB & etc. - June 9

And so, I got to learn that APB was cancelled during May 2017 (May 11th, to be precise). Am I surprised? No. ‘Time after time’, Hell, even ‘Powerless’ was more lustrous than APB was, yet they got cancelled before APB did, and-

And nothing. APB had a lackluster idea but its’ delivery was solid, more so than ‘Powerless’, for example, so it isn’t surprising that it actually completed its initial season before getting cancelled while ‘Powerless’ didn’t get the chance, because it apparently redesigned itself before airing, and-
And nothing. My conspiracy theory is that AoS did the same thing several times during its four seasons, (and the fifth season is in its’ future so far), but, well, it was not cancelled. It also assimilated ‘Marvel’s Most Wanted’ TV show, which is why it never aired, but that is also a conspiracy theory and I am not ready to share it yet.

My third conspiracy theory? Not many actors enjoy working with MCU these days and before. This is why Hayley Atwell left, (and since she was the titular character, AC collapsed), as did the others. New blood comes and goes, really, the only change that stuck with AoS is the replacement of Dalton with Simmons (and NCB, to a lesser extent), and…that is it. It is even possible that Dalton will return in S5, because why not?

This brings us to the InHumans the TV series, I suppose. So far, the plot is that the InHuman royal family flees their kingdom of Attilan, (maybe we will see some Kree or Skrull characters for a change), and find political refuge in Hawaii. Sounds exciting? I hope so, but after ‘Powerless’ and APB, (both had fairly exciting premises), I’ll wait for the new Marvel TV show to actually deliver – as well as to address the question who’s the president? Not the Donald, I hope?

Now is probably the time to bring forth Comey’s speech, but…I will not. Frankly, this has become repetitive – scandal-scandal-scandal, and meanwhile the 45th president continues to do something stupid regardless of whatever the opposition thinks, because the opposition is still divided among itself and cannot concentrate to bring him down. In addition, they are apparently scared of Mike Pence being the potential new president, and you know what? A coward does not drink the champagne of victory, no, never. You don’t want to take risks? Then you are getting this particular president for the next 4 to 8 years, period. It is a nail in the wall – it is either there or it is not. Take your choice.

Other than Comey’s hearing, the main events were the Wonder Woman movie, and the latest Mummy movie. The first is a redesign of the first Captain America movie, set in WWI, rather than WWII. This raises an unexpected question – will there be a WWII Wonder Woman film? Probably yes, because while there is no analogue of MCU’s Hydra in DCEU, if DCEU skips over WWII, then everyone will remember the 45th president’s alternate facts thesis, and no one wants to be on team Donald these days.

The second is a more Marvel-like remake of the original 1999 Mummy movie – sleeker, more streamlined and edgier – that sort of thing. It does not really work – the 1999 film itself was a remake, but it at least tried to be a horror movie, while the 2017 one tried to be several movie types at once and it did not work. The Dark Universe can be anything, but only one thing at once, I would say. Otherwise? It will be nothing instead.

Well, that’s it for tonight – maybe more rants next time around, eh?


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