Tuesday, 21 April 2020

Quarantine entry #31 - April 21


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Just ask comrade Kim, the great steersman of North Korea, who has been in surgery and is now fighting for his life. How true this piece of news is unknown, but there is no renunciations of this either, so there is that. What next?

People in Nova Scotia are licking their wounds and recovering from their losses; what do the people in North Korea feel is another question altogether, and one that will be answered at a later date, provided that the news of comrade Kim’s issues isn’t fake to begin with, (hey it could happen!). What next?

I admit that I would like to talk to you about squirrels, since our talk about rhinos did not take, but the truth is that the squirrel situation is the same as it is with mice – it is a mess. First, there are the Oriental giant squirrels, (4 species, 1 genus) and a single species of the Neotropical pygmy squirrel, both of which have their own subfamilies.

…On the other hand, we have the terrestrial squirrel subfamily, the bulk of which is composed of marmots, ground squirrels, chipmunks, prairie dogs and the like; the outliers there are the so-called spiny squirrels, but aren’t very spiny, (not compared to some of the spinier rodents).

The next tribe are the Asian ornate squirrels, which are tree squirrels rather than ground ones, and the subfamily of the ‘true’ squirrels, which features both the squirrels that are most usual for the Western society and the ‘true’ flying squirrels as well – as opposed to the scaly-tailed flying squirrels of Africa, whose closest relatives are the springhares. Sometimes animal taxonomy is a crazy thing. And-?

And nothing. Part of the reason as to why I do not want to talk about squirrels is because of AoS – its’ final episodes begin to come out in about a month, (May 27, 2020), and here we are, stuck in lockdown/quarantine/self-isolation/etc. without a working TV in sight. Real life sucks, however petty in scope it may be!..

As for the computer, I got to watch another DW episode – this one being the ‘Ming Warrior vs. French Musketeer’, with the latter winning, spoiler alert! Was it a fair victory? That is prone to discussion, seeing, for example, that team musketeer brought a rapier and a main gauche dagger to the short-range weapons, while the team Ming only had the Dao sabre, but on the other hand…

On the other hand, unlike the DW S3 premiere episode, GWVSNB, which also featured a misbalanced number of weapons, the two contestants in this confrontation were clearly different, with the weapons of team Musketeer being clearly more progressive and superior than those of their opponents’. I.e., the Musketeers’ musket was a better and a more precise weapon than the Ming’s ‘nest of bees’, (a more derived version of the incendiary arrows, I reckon). Put otherwise, whereas DW S3 tried to feature more equal combatants in its’ episodes, the show’s previous seasons – not so much. This what made them more fun than the S3 episodes too, FYI.

The team Musketeer also had a better armor, and at a time when the firearms very still primitive, this was important, still. Therefore, yeah, on this particular occasion, the victory was honestly, yay! Back to squirrels?

Sadly, no. Real life obligations have intruded, and I am afraid that our discussion for today must end. This is it for now, see you all soon!

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