Tuesday, 12 May 2020

Quarantine entry #52 - May 12


Obligatory disclaimer: real life sucks. Today is May 12, 2020, and so far, neither U.S. nor Canada are making much noise about ending the lockdown/self-isolation/etc. The RF might’ve ended its’ period, for various reasons, but now that Putin’s press-secretary got the COVID-19, I’ve no idea as to what this country will do next, or rather – what this country’s president, aka Vladimir Putin, will do.

…On the other side of the ocean, the Donald is escaping female journalists – remind me, as to why he was not impeached before? Oh, because no one in D.C. really wants it: not the Republicans, and not the Democratic leadership in the person of Ms. Pelosi and co. USA! USA! …When will the lockdown end?

On the other hand, let us talk about something else. How about the koala, since we have talked about the kangaroos previously?

Now, the former is just as much a symbol of Australia as the kangaroos are, but it is very different from them, and I am not just talking about the obvious.

Take, for example, classification. By most conservative standards, there are at least 4 to 6 species of ‘true’ kangaroos, and with all of their cousins, there is a lot more. By contrast, there is only one koala species; it is the last member of a dynasty of specialized eucalyptus leaf-eaters and even by the marsupial standards, this beast is a rather dim bulb. Undoubtedly, it makes up in part for its’ dimwittedness by being so adorably cute, (not unlike Leo Fitz from AoS), but still. Leo Fitz is also a genius, you know!..

Putting AoS aside for now, does the koala have any relatives? Aye, they are called the wombats, and you can see one of them in one of ‘Brave Wilderness’ YouTube videos. The wombats, (I believe that currently there are two or three species of them), don’t look too similar to the koala; in fact, they’re its’ opposites in several important areas – the koala lives in trees, the wombats on the ground, and in burrows; the koalas are very noticeable, while the wombats aren’t so much; the koala hides a nasty temper behind its’ plush toy looks, while the wombat is more placid and can be tamed fairly easily, especially by marsupial standards; but! Their lifestyles are similar, as both the koala and the wombats are solitary, asocial herbivores, whereas the kangaroos small and especially big usually live in family herds instead. Why?

One of the explanations is that the kangaroos are only very distant relatives of the koala and the wombats; the koala might be the very basic model of the marsupial evolution that would eventually lead to the modern wombats, while the kangaroos belong to the second, completely separate branch of the Diprotodont order, and their closest relatives are the possums.

No, you have read it correctly: the opossums are the shy, mostly nocturnal, primarily arboreal marsupials of the American tropics, with just the Virginian opossum living in the North America. The possums that have no ‘o’ before the ‘p’ are their Australian counterparts – small to smallish arboreal marsupials that often are active at night rather than during the day. They do not really look like kangaroos-

-There are tree kangaroos, which look generally like the rest of the kangaroos, but are usually discussed separately from the rest of the roo family. Looks like the kangaroos’ evolution also involved an arboreal stage sometime in the past. Why ‘also’? Because we are coming back to the koala, which is the most arboreal member of its’ family branch of all the members there, living and extinct. The latter includes the marsupial lions, (the Thylacoleo group), and also the Diprotodonts and their relatives – the extinct rhino-sized wombats. Put otherwise, the wombats, the koala and their extinct relatives were the ‘robust’ herbivores, while the kangaroos and their relatives, (including their own extinct giants, such as the Procoptodon), were the speedy ‘gracile’ ones.

…The marsupial lions, of course, are a group apart, and not just because they were the koalas’ closest relatives, (in the past, when there were marsupial lions in Australia, there were also several species of the koalas as well). They were the most efficient and the largest of carnivorous marsupials, much more formidable than the Thylacine, (now also extinct, sadly – at least in the canon), and the Tasmanian devil, (still existing, but clearly needing human help to survive), and that was during the time when Australia’s top carnivores were all giant reptiles – Megalania, (self-explanatory by now), Wonambi, (a giant constrictor snake), Quinkana, (the last of the truly terrestrial crocodiles of Earth), and so on. Put otherwise, unlike the placental mammals, who got rid of their competition fairly quickly, by the end of Eocene or so, the Australian marsupials, (and to a lesser extent – their South American cousins), had to deal with both the giant flightless birds and the last of truly giant reptiles; they are now gone for good, but there are gaps in the Australian ecosystem, and not even the new, introduced, placental species can repair it, (and as the Thylacine situation shows, it can very easily backfire instead)…

Well, this is it for now. It’s due to those gaps and extinctions at the end of the last Ice Age why we have only the kangaroos as authentically large marsupial herbivores – the koala is too specialized a leaf-eater to evolve further, (probably), and the wombats aren’t much larger than the modern badgers are – their giant cousins did all the heavy eating. Ah well, time and tide wait for no man or beast… See you all soon!

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