Tuesday, 27 December 2016
real life sucks: again - Dec 27
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from 'Star Wars') died today. The fuck is wrong with 2016?!
Monday, 26 December 2016
Pathfinder: Villains 3 - Dec 26
And a member of the Diabolical church, remastered as a hellspawn tiefling instead:
HELLSPAWN CR6
Tiefling
antipaladin (tyrant) 7 (Pathfinder RPG
Advanced Player’s Guide 118, Pathfinder
RPG Ultimate Intrigue 64)
LE
Medium outsider (native)
Init +1; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception -1
Aura Cowardice (10 ft.)
DEFENSE
AC 22, touch 11,
flat-footed 21 (+9 armor, +1 Dex, +2 shield)
Hp 71 (7d10+28)
Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +6; +2 resistance vs. good
Immune disease; Resist cold 5, electricity 5, fire 5
OFFENSE
Speed 20 ft.
Melee +1 ranseur +12/+7 (2d4+5/x3)
Ranged mwk repeating
heavy crossbow +9/+4 (1d10/19-20)
Special Attacks slavery/tyranny
variant channeling 2/day (DC 15, 2d6 plus -2 channel penalty), smite good 3/day
(+2 attack and AC, +7 to damage)
Spell-Like
Abilities (CL
7th; concentration +9)
At
will—detect good, pyrotechnics
Spell Prepared (CL 4th;
concentration +6)
2nd—hold person (DC 14)
1st—bane (DC 13), death knell (DC 13)
STATISTICS
Str 18, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 12
Base Atk +7; CMB +11; CMD 22
Feats Blind-Fight,
Exotic Weapon Proficiency (repeating heavy crossbow), Intimidating Prowess,
Selective Channeling
Skills Bluff +5,
Diplomacy +6, Intimidate +13, Knowledge (religion) +9, Sense Motive +7
Languages Common, Infernal
SQ cruelties (shaken,
staggered), fiendish boon (weapon +1, 1/day), touch of corruption 5/day (3d6),
unholy resilience
Combat Gear potions of cure light wounds (2), alchemist’s
fire (2), unholy water (2); Other Gear mwk
spiked full plate, +1 ranseur, mwk
repeating heavy crossbow with 10 bolts, spiked gauntlets (2), silvery unholy
symbol, 33 gp.
Pathfinder: Villains 2 - Dec 26
A member of the demon knights', remastered as a pitborn tiefling:
PITBORN
MURDERER CR 9
Tiefling
rogue (knife master) 10 (Ultimate Combat
72)
CE
Medium outsider (native)
Init +4; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +15
DEFENSE
AC 22, touch 15,
flat-footed 17 (+6 armor, +4 Dex, +1 Dodge, +1 natural)
Hp 88 (10d8+40)
Fort +8, Ref +12, Will +6
Defensive
Abilities blade
sense, evasion, fiendish resistance, improved uncanny dodge
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee +1 dagger +12/+7 (1d4+4/19-20)
Special Attacks shatter 1/day, sneak attack +5d6 +2 Str damage
STATISTICS
Str 15, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 8, Wis 10, Cha 12
Base Atk +7; CMB +8; CMD 23
Feats Great Fortitude,
Iron Will, Stealthy, Step Up, Toughness, Weapon Finesse
Skills Acrobatics +16,
Bluff +14, Climb +15, Disable Device +14, Disguise +14, Escape Artist +20,
Perception +15, Sense Motive +11, Sleight of Hand +16, Stealth +20
Languages Abyssal, Common
SQ hidden blade,
rogue talents (crippling strike, fast stealth, fast tumble, finesse rogue,
surprise attacks)
Combat Gear potion of blur;
Other Gear +2 glamered chain shirt,
+1 dagger, amulet of natural armor +1, cloak of resistance +1
Pre-New Year Rant - Dec 26
And so, 2016 is almost coming to an end. Odds are, we
will be celebrating New Year in the USA, where I will not be able to regularly
access the Internet, most likely, so first, let me wish everyone a happy New
Year beforehand.
Secondly, let us wish good luck and good riddance to
2016. With less than a week to go, we had a major airplane crush in Russia, (no
survivors), death of George Michael in the U.K., and the fallout between U.S.
and Israel in the U.N. The last is particularly WTF-worthy: throughout its
existence, Obama’s administration, (and the man himself), was very slow-mo.
Now, with less than a month left, it, including Obama itself, is trying to
compensate for 8 years of missed chances and opportunities, by running around
like some crazy chicken making one mess after another. (The only thing
different between now and then is that now Obama is making his usual snafus at
a breakneck speed, rather than slowly, as he did back then). Either way, I feel
sorry for Obama; I am not the biggest fan of the Donald, but I can see why the
Americans have voted for the latter: the man is an unknown entity, while
Hillary would have just continued Obama’s plotlines and strategies, and the
Americans had enough of this for the last 8 years.
…The problems is that Obama himself just continued the
strategies of the Republican president George Bush Jr. in those last 8 years,
so regardless of what the president-elect has promised has electorate, there is
no guarantee that things will be fundamentally different after January 20th,
2017. People want variety, but they also want stability, and democracy is not
very stable, (just ask the ancient Greeks – in Sparta they invented communism
instead). With the election of Trump, the American society has once again put
the plebeians/proletariat against the patricians/elite, and now both sides must
figure out where to go from here. In Ancient Rome, it can be seen even in plays
of Shakespeare – ‘Coriolanus’, ‘Julius Caesar’, ‘Anthony and Cleopatra’ – this conflict
brought the end to the Republic, and paved way to the Empire. George Lucas,
your Star Wars franchise says hi to the real world…maybe.
SW, incidentally, have developed its own issues: they do
not know how to move forwards, now that the old canon has been declared
apocrypha and redubbed ‘Star Wars: Legends’ instead. SW7 was very good, but it
heavily relied on SW4 in terms of the script; ‘Rogue One’ is even better, but
it is still set in the past, in the realm of the movies 4 through 6, (and it
isn’t much different from some SW novels set in the ‘Legends’ universe. Still
better than the real life U.S. politics, though).
Back in real life, there are not any breakthroughs or
major shifts of the happy variety; in my own life…ditto. The TV and the like?
Well, we have to look forwards the rest of ‘The Librarians’ S3. They seem to
have conflated Horus and Ra – or confused him, but so did the ancient
Egyptians. Ra was a sun god and the creator of the ancient Egyptian world.
Horus was the brother and/or son of Isis and Osiris, (and just a brother of
several other Egyptian gods); he was more of a war god instead. But! Both of
them had the falcon as their sacred animal. Both of them had solar qualities in
their divine portfolios. And! For a while, the ancient Egyptians worshipped
both of them in the figure of Ra-Horakhty, so the differences between Ra and
Horus are not important. What is important, (relatively speaking), that in S3, ‘The
Librarians’ are faced with Apep, a snake-demon of darkness and night, and they
are bringing a magical artefact of a sun god, (or the sun as a god) to challenge
him. Frankly, they could have done the Greek version with Apollo and Python
instead – it would be really similar, and as the S3 episode with the oracle has
shown, they are keeping/have kept it in mind already.
…But still, this cavalier attitude towards the
Egyptian mythology is grating. Rick Riordan and his novels were able to keep it
straight; this really bad movie, ‘Gods of Egypt’, was able to keep it straight;
so why ‘The Librarians’ cannot? Who knows…?
Then we have ‘For Honor’ game, by Ubisoft. It had
appeared earlier in 2016, very exciting, but with flaws. Yet it continues to develop,
and so far, it has appeared better than even before – not just with the new
characters, but even a new game plan, that of Apollyon the warlord, who has to
be stopped with plenty of melee fighting, maybe ranged too.
No, seriously, so far in all the game simulations, the
combat was melee – but in the Apollyon promo, there are bows and arrows too, as
well as combat-trained animals, maybe? Wolves and at least one war elephant…
This game is shaping up to be really exciting, believe it!
The mention of war elephants reminds me of DW – I have
been rewatching some of its episodes, the last one being ‘Ming Warrior vs.
Musketeer’, which showed DW at its best. The hosts were unprejudiced; the tests
showed the relative weaknesses and strengths of the various weapons, and the
combat simulation was well orchestrated and interesting. The lack of prejudice
really showed, too, as opposed to such S3 episode as ‘Hernan Cortez vs. Ivan
the Terrible’, for example. For the first two seasons, DW was a good show, and
then in S3 it went downhill so rapidly, that DW got cancelled – no funding, no
staff, no anything. Even AoS has done better than DW – it is in its’ fourth
season, remember?
…Mind you, for a while probably the entire MCU had
problems: not only Luke Mitchell had left, but Jaimie Alexander (Sif) and
Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter) did, as well as who knows whom else. However, MCU –
including AoS – survived. ‘Agent Carter’ did not…
Speaking of TW, a new show – ‘Riverdale’ – is coming
to the screens in 2017. It is based on the characters from ‘Archie’ comics,
but-
On one hand, Archie and his friends are very flexible.
There were crossovers with the Predator movie franchise, the Walking Dead TV
series, the Ramones’ music group, the Marvel comics (such as the Punisher, who
might be getting his own TV series in MCU, BTW), etc. The ‘Riverdale’ adaptation
– a soap opera/drama/mystery/etc. – is not very different. But-
On the other hand, ‘Archie’ was very demanding and
particular when it came to its’ mark/brand/whatever. It generally took down the
smaller folk who tried to use them for its’ own game, but when it came to
someone more powerful – like the Marvel comics – it generally backed down
first. Now, when faced with the CW and the ‘Archie’-based show, it seems to
have reached a compromise with them: ‘Riverdale’ will keep the ‘Archie’-based
character names, but the trademarks and everything else? It will probably
something separate from ‘Archie’ comics instead. This is how ‘the Cursed Child’
works, after all. It is still a fanfic, but Ms. Rowling endorsed it at least to
a point, for a part of the profits at least. Everyone got happy and we will have
to see how ‘Riverdale’ works in 2017.
This is the end of this rant, and for now? Have a
happy 2017!
PS: Here is a pallid vector ogrekin based on the new ‘Villain
Codex’ rules:
OGREKIN (HALF-OGRE) CR 4
XP 600
Male human ogrekin fighter 2
CE Medium humanoid (giant)
DEFENSE
AC 16, touch
11, flat-footed 13 (+1 Dex, +6 natural)
hp 25
(2d10+10)
Fort +7, Ref +1, Will +1
Defensive Abilities bravery +1,
pale rebirth
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee shortspear
+7 (1d6+9 plus disease), bite +2 (1d4+4 plus disease)
Special Attacks disease
STATISTICS
Str 23, Dex 13, Con 22, Int 8, Wis 14, Cha 6
Base Atk +2; CMB +7; CMD 18
Languages Giant
SQ deformities
(oversized maw, weak mind)
ECOLOGY
Environment any
Organization solitary or
family (2–6)
Treasure NPC gear
(spear, other treasure)
Labels:
AoS,
DW,
Egyptian mythology,
fighter,
For Honor,
MCU,
Pathfinder,
real life,
Riverdale,
Star Wars,
Villain Codex
Saturday, 24 December 2016
Pathfinder: Villains 1
Merry Christmas! Here are a couple of monstrous entries from the new Villain Codex with alternate racial traits!
BLUDGEONEER CR 4
Hobgoblin fighter 5
NE Medium humanoid (goblinoid)
Init
+2; Senses Darkvision 60 ft.;
Perception +0
DEFENCE
AC
18, touch 12, flat-footed 16 (+6 armor, +2 Dex)
Hp
47
(5d10+15)
Fort
+2,
Ref +3, Will +3; +1 vs fear
OFFENCE
Speed
20
ft.
Melee
mwk Warhammer +11 (1d8+6/x3) or
Mwk Warhammer +9 (1d8+6/x3), mwk light hammer +8
(1d4+2)
Ranged
mwk composite longbow +8 (1d8+3/x3)
Special
Attacks weapon training (hammers +1)
STATISTICS
Str
16, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 8, Wis 10, Cha 12
Base
Atk
+5; CMB +8; CMD 21
Feats
Bludgeoner, Iron Will, Skill Focus (Intimidate), Two-Weapon Fighting, Weapon
Focus (Warhammer), Weapon Specialization (Warhammer)
Skills
Intimidate +12, Stealth +8
Languages
Common, Goblin
SQ
armor training 1, bandy-legged, battle-heardened
Combat
Gear poition of
displacement, potion of jump; Other
Gear +1 scale mail, mwk
composite longbow (+3 Str) with 20 arrows, mwk light hammer, mwk Warhammer, 36
gp
CRUSHER
CR 7
Orc barbarian 8
CE Medium humanoid (orc)
Init
+1; Senses darkvision 60 ft., scent;
Perception +11
DEFENCE
AC
16,
touch 9, flat-footed 15 (+7 armor, +1 Dex, -2 rage)
Hp 105
(8d12+48)
Fort
+12, Ref +4, Will +5; +4 morale bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities and
supernatural abilities, +2 racial bonus vs. nausea, sickened condition and
disease
Defensive
Abilities improved uncanny dodge, trap sense +2; DR 1/-
OFFENCE
Speed
40 ft. (30 ft. in armor)
Melee +1 heavy flail
+17/+12 (1d10+11/19-20), gore +10 (1d8+3)
Ranged
mwk composite longbow +8/+3 (1d8+5/x3)
Special
Attacks rage (20 rounds/day), rage powers (fiend totem,
lesser fiend totem, scent, superstition)
STATISTICS
Str
24, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 6, Wis 11, Cha 8
Base
Atk
+8; CMB +15; CMD 24
Feats
Furious Focus, Power Attack, Raging Vitality, Weapon Focus (heavy flail)
Skills
Intimidate
+10, Perception +11
Languages
Common, Orc
SQ dayrunner,
fast movement, squalid
Combat
Gear
earth elemental gem; Other Gear +1 breastplate, +1 heavy flail, mwk composite longbow (+5 Str),
with 20 arrows, cloak of resistance +1,
249 gp
Labels:
barbarian,
fighter,
hobgoblin,
orc,
Pathfinder,
Villain Codex
Wednesday, 21 December 2016
Pathfinder: Warlord fighter - Dec 21
WARLORD CR 18
XP 153,600
Gnome fighter 19
N Small humanoid (gnome)
Init +7; Senses low-light vision; Perception +1
DEFENSE
AC 34, touch
18, flat-footed 29 (+11 armor, +2 deflection, +3 Dex, +2 dodge, +5 natural, +1
size)
hp 204
(19d10+95)
Fort +20, Ref +14, Will +11; +2 vs. illusions, +5 vs. fear
Defensive Abilities blink, bravery
+5, defensive training (+4 dodge bonus to AC vs. giants); DR 10/—
OFFENSE
Speed 40 ft.
Melee+2 longspear +30/+30/+25/+20/+15
(1d4+12/19–20/×3)
Ranged radium pistol +27/+27/+22/+17/+12 (1d4+7/x4)
Special Attacks +1 on
attack rolls against goblinoid and reptilian humanoids, weapon training (firearms
+4, thrown +3, close +2, hammers +1)
Gnome Spell-Like Abilities (CL 19th; concentration +20)
1/day—dancing lights, ghost sound (DC 11), prestidigitation, speak with
animals
STATISTICS
Str 18, Dex 16, Con 20, Int 13, Wis 8, Cha 12
Base Atk +19; CMB +23; CMD 39
Feats Blind-Fight,
Combat Expertise, Disruptive, Dodge, Endurance, Exotic Weapon
Proficiency (radium
pistol), Improved
Critical (longspear), Improved
Initiative, Iron Will, Nimble Moves, Persuasive, Power Attack, Quick Draw,
Spellbreaker, Step Up,
Weapon Focus (longspear), Weapon Specialization (longspear)
Skills Bluff +19, Diplomacy +18, Intimidate +30, Knowledge (nobility) +13, Perception +1, Profession (gambler) +5, Sense Motive +18
Languages Common,
Gnome, Sylvan
SQ battle
bravado +4, evasive dueling +3, sun-bronzed skin
Combat Gear potion of barkskin (CL 12th), potion of bear's endurance, potions of cure serious
wounds (2); Other Gear bracers of armor
+2, +2 longspear, radium
pistol (6 cartridges), belt of giant
strength +4, boots of speed, circlet of
persuasion, cloak of
resistance +4, hat of disguise, ring of blinking, ring of
protection +2,
ruby signet ring (worth 1,000 gp), 5,075 gp
So, I took a fighter from the NPC gallery sourcebook and rebuilt him as a new archetype. What do you think?
Wednesday, 14 December 2016
For Honor IV - Dec 14
Today, ‘For Honor’ has expanded its’ game-verse… sort
of. Yeah…no, it really did.
Here what it was earlier this year (2016): there were
standard one-on-one matches, say between a warden and an orochi or a raider and
a kensai that were exactly what they sound. There were team battles, where two
teams in groups of three fought each other. Unlike one-on-one, which is a
straightforward bash, these team bashes were trickier, as the players could
help their teammates, utilizing their strengths to bolster their allies’
weaknesses. Finally, there were team missions, which were like the previously
mentioned team bashes, but in an expanded setting, and with plenty of foot
soldiers with which to do battle aside from the enemy heroes. Think RPGs’ PCs
vs. NPCs, mainly.
In this update, however, the universe has expanded
more. For one thing, there are single-player missions against multiple enemy
opponents. Yes, think RPGs again, this time with narrative. As it was written
in earlier ‘For Honor’ installments, the Knights are defending their domain
from the Vikings, who seem to have food shortages, while the Samurais have
arrived, having been exiled from their old lands, and are fully intent on doing
or dying here, period. Rounding up the update are the new and improved NPCs,
who no longer look generic but have some differences between each other, and
similarities with the ‘PC’ characters. Even they have become more evolved!
So: ‘For Honor is shaping up to be a very fun game
without any pretentions. Cannot wait until the next year, to say otherwise.
Tuesday, 13 December 2016
S.H.I.E.L.D. 'Slingshot' & For Honor III - Dec 13
Today, several things have happened. Firstly, AoS has
made a brief resurgence with an online mini-episode featuring ‘Slingshot’ –
Elena Rodriguez, one of the recurring characters from the second half of S3. It
feels like a shortened episode of AoS, where Elena – and the episode is placed
before S4, during the six months that Daisy was AWOL from S.H.I.E.L.D. – hunted
down one of her former nemeses, one of the corrupt cops from Columbia that had
killed her cousin. Elena does not kill him, she proves to be the better person,
but the man still dies, having been gunned down by friendly fire.
What can we learn from ‘Slingshot’?
It is a cameo episode – each of the six parts features
one or more main cast characters, including Jeffrey Mace. (Is he about to stay
beyond S4 finale and the entire LMD mess?) Each time one of the main characters
appear, they move the plot forward and help the audience bond and sympathize
with the titular heroine. It works…about as well as any other AoS episode
works: the mid-season finale was not just kind of underwhelming, but it also
had very low ratings; lower than the mid S3 finale, for comparison. ‘Slingshot’
is unlikely to make much of an impact, especially since it is just 30 minutes
long, and AoS returns on January 10th, about a month from today. NCB
herself and her character also are not liable to make much of an impact – Elena
Rodriguez is not different from Kara Palamas, Joey Gutierrez or even Robert Gonzales;
maybe AoS is trying to be politically correct by being racially diverse
cast-wise, but as the elections in real-life U.S. have shown, real life (in the
U.S.) and its depiction on TV are two different things.
But related, of course. With comics, it is one thing –
a person may have any kind of views on politics, society, etc., but if they buy
a comic, they still spend money, and as I have written in my previous rant, if
a comic-book character isn’t a beloved comic-book character, and the comic
itself isn’t a medium via which a reader communicates/bonds/etc. with that
character, both the comic and its’ characters become yet another commodity that
can be bought and sold…or not, and just be left on the shelves, period.
With a TV show like AoS, it is different. People are
still paying to watch it – but they are paying not for AoS specifically; they
are paying their general cable/satellite/etc. bill for their television, so
AoS, (for example), does not get money from them directly, unlike the comics.
For them, ratings are more important if they are to get paid. They will not get
paid – Hell, the show itself might get cancelled – if the ratings are low
enough and people just are not watching the show in question during the time
slot. (And yes, AoS has a problem with this too – are Marvel and Disney trying
to kill the show? Who knows.) This is what is happening to AoS. Elena’s
character just is not enough to save the show anymore.
…As I have written in my previous rant, AoS is not
suffering from bad actors or bad acting; rather, it is suffering from a number
of other problems, including recycled ideas. In case of ‘Slingshot’, we have
the same 0-8-4 that was used to kill ‘Ramon’ that appeared in the episode 1x02,
‘0-8-4’. Seriously, it seems that after months and years of AoS being aired,
there are far fewer novelties amongst its’ ideas that there could be. Honestly,
sometimes it seems that AoS would be better off just emulating the ‘Secret
Warriors’ comic than doing what it has done – following its’ own thing just led
it nowhere, to lower and lower ratings, period. Elena herself has been playing
a growing role in the main series, but this has not affected ratings, period. AoS
just might be gone too far downwards to be saved by a ‘renovated and improved’
character.
AoS aside, For Honor is back with new characters.
First, there is the warlord of the Vikings. He is a heavy hitter like the raider,
but armed with a shield, he is also better armored and faster than the raider;
he is slower than the berserker is, but still better armored. A more
balanced-out character, then.
With the Samurais’ shugoku, it is less
straightforward. He is certainly slower and bulkier than the orochi is, but I
am not sure if he is more balanced than the kensai is; certainly, his kanabo –
the Japanese greatclub – delivers more ‘oomph’ than the kensai’s kodachi sword
does, visually speaking. In game mechanics, this might be different; we will
have to see.
Finally, we have the Knights’ peacekeeper. Essentially,
it is an assassin-type warrior – no actual armor, a sword and a dagger for
weapons. The peacekeeper is fast but unarmored, not unlike the berserker of the
Vikings or the already-mentioned orochi of the Samurais…
Overall, this all is terribly exciting: ‘For Honor’ is
a wonderful game and I cannot wait until February
Sunday, 11 December 2016
Greek oracles and etc. - Dec 11
And so, now that AoS is gone until 2017 for real, let’s
turn back to ‘The Librarians’, from time to time. In this particular episode,
they had to deal with a self-fulfilling prophecy that risked having Eve dying
from the Reaper. It was all a plot slash trap by the oracle of Delphi so that
Eve would die in her place, but since Eve is one of the main cast of ‘The
Librarians’, the oracle died instead. So?
So, the only worthwhile commenting piece is the
prophecy, or rather – a prophecy. The one concerning Perseus, the star of ‘The
Clash of the Titans’ movie and its’ remake, as well as several other features;
also, the namesake of Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson, one of RR’s most beloved
heroes. Before, however, Perseus could slay the gorgon Medusa, and save
Andromeda from a sea monster, he had to be conceived and born. His mortal
grandfather was a king named Acrisius, who had a daughter named Danae, Perseus’
mother to be. One day, for no particular reason, Acrisius got a prophecy that
he is going to die by his grandson’s hand.
Acrisius, naturally, got angry and scared, and
imprisoned Danae into a bronze or copper tower without any windows and only one
door. Zeus, the king of the Greek gods, saw Danae and infiltrated the tower in
guise of a golden shower, and promptly impregnated her with the original
Perseus. In nine months or so, after Perseus was born, Acrisius learned of
this, sealed him and Danae into a wooden box or chest, and set the afloat so
that they would die from natural causes rather than from his own hand (he was
that sort of person, apparently).
Of course, Danae and Perseus survived, Perseus grew
up, killed Medusa, saved Andromeda, etc. Eventually, he went to Argos, where
his grandfather ruled. When his grandfather heard that Perseus was coming, he
fled, and Perseus, not being the smartest of the antique heroes, decided to
console himself by participating in the local Olympic Games (or something
similar). In particular, he was one of the discus throwers. He threw the
discus, it went sideways, (metaphorically speaking) and hit a member of the
crowd, killing him dead. It was Perseus’ grandfather, albeit in disguise. The
prophecy came true.
…Okay, and none of it is the same as the version told
in ‘The Librarians’. Again, this is not a problem; ‘The Librarians’ may be a show
about heroes fighting monsters and villains, but this is presented in an
unorthodox manner; in part to make it more attractive for the viewers and to
make ‘The Librarians’ more unique; and in part because of the budget – odds are,
‘The Librarians’ don’t have the same sort of budget that AoS or any of the ‘Arrowverse’
shows have, so fewer special effects by far. S2 has shown this quite often as
an example.
Moreover, the Greek oracles themselves could be somewhat
strange, if you look at them properly, without any modern adaptations, (like
Rick Riordan’s), you would find yourself wondering: What were the Ancient
Greeks thinking? The oracles varied from asking random strangers for advice, to
the case of Croesus, the king of Lydia. He went to war with the Persians, asked
the oracle for advice, the oracle replied: ‘King, you go to war, you destroy a
great kingdom’. Croesus went to war, and destroyed a great kingdom – his own.
The oracles are not to be trusted, and while ‘The Librarians’ have simplified
(and/or skipped) this entire problem by making the oracle some sort of a
demigod herself. No muss, no fuss, everything straightforward, and pure
brainpower over brawn, as ‘The Librarians’ tend to do. Good luck to them and
successfully high ratings, too!
PS: And the cool AU of the week would've been if Perseus had married Medusa instead, rescuing her from Athene's curse, but 'The Librarians' have nothing to do with that.
Wednesday, 7 December 2016
S.H.I.E.L.D., laws - Dec 6
Last night, AoS’ S4 mid-season finale was aired. And?
In some ways, it was different from S3 mid-season
finale, for example. In ‘Maveth’, Coulson rescued Fitz from the alien planet in
question, and there was this huge-scale explosion of a castle (belonging to
Malick and Hydra?) and in general back then AoS tried to recreated the
‘Avengers’ atmosphere, both then, and at the end of S3 proper, when Hive was
destroyed by a nuclear explosion in space. It did ignore the fact that a screen in a movie theatre was a
different beast from the screens on a TV or a typical domestic computer/laptop,
so the final result wasn’t quite
‘Avengers’-like; plus Luke Mitchell’s departure from the series caused more
damage – and now?
The S4 mid-season finale, ‘Laws’, was much smaller in
scale; in fact, in terms of special effects and all, it was more like ‘The
Librarians’ S2 finale, with few special effects, (if any); but ‘The Librarians’
really aren’t into special effects, (though the first two episodes of their S3
were something different). AoS, on the other hand, was – after all, it is a
part of MCU, so there!
However, as I may have written before, this time, with
S4, AoS is possibly working on a tighter budget than it did in the first 3
seasons. In part it is because Elena ‘Yo-Yo” Rodriguez (NCB) is getting her own
mini-series, (available on Dec 13, 2016), online – fair enough, but AoS/MCU
already did something similar between S2 and S3, and it didn’t prevent S3 from
trying to go epic, as it was already written.
On the other hand, the ratings of AoS S3 began to fall
down very fast, and right now, they do not appear to be recovering, regardless
of the presence of the Ghost Rider. The latter, of course, is his own kettle of
fish; in S4, AoS tried to do what DC’s ‘LoT’ did with Jonah Hex – something of
a special guest superhero on top of the regular team. It worked in ‘LoT’
because ‘LoT’ is a better (right now) TV series compared to AoS, plus-
In addition, ‘LoT’ is a part of the bigger DC’s
‘Arrowverse’ TV-verse, which also includes ‘Arrow’, ‘The Flash’ and nowadays –
‘Supergirl’ (2016 onwards). The four TV shows are not exactly a smoothly
functioning machine, they have problems, but as the ‘Invasion’ of last week has
shown, their casts and crews can work together without any problems, with each
show having its unique identity in the greater DC ‘Arrowverse’ TV-verse.
On contrast, AoS’ cast and crew have constantly
problems – with each other and with other people, I would guess. As promised,
Skye/Daisy and the Ghost Rider/Robbie Reyes didn’t have any romance or any sort
of a relationship between each other, which is one of the reasons why Robbie
(and his uncle) just went off somewhere else in the third quarter of ‘Laws’ –
so far there is no final and definite idea as to how to properly integrate
Robbie into AoS and S.H.I.E.L.D.
Again, this is nothing new – throughout the series
Skye/Daisy had a problem with having ‘an opposite number’ – Grant, Trip,
Hunter, Lincoln – they all came and went for different reasons and in different
ways, Robbie Reyes is just the latest, and while the writers may think that
this helps Daisy’s character development, the audience may just feel irritated
instead.
Now, the interactions between a show and fans is
important, but it is also less straightforward than people may think. Take, for
instance, ‘The Flash’, where people have been giving Iris flak. Now, it may be
so because in this incarnation Iris is Afro-American, but in truth, she just is
not very contributive to the show, not how Laurel is, or how Felicity is in
‘Arrow’. A crew of a show may have views about how a show is supposed to work,
and fans also may have views about that same issue – different ones, so hello –
conflict.
It is argued that not ALL the fans are offended when a
character gets ‘racebent’ or changed in some other way, as Ms. Rowling tends to
do with her characters (the original HP-verse, not the new ‘Fantastic Beasts’
expanded one), just the most vocal and obnoxious ones. Perhaps, but as AoS has
shown, ignoring them is not so easy, either…
Well, no, not just AoS – the entire MCU. Hydra is
supposed to be one of the bad people, yet there is a strong support for it
online (at least). They may not be the biggest faction, but they are there, and
they are well prepared to fight-off any opposition – and they have plenty of
opposition, because pro-Hydra is pro-evil (sort of). Moreover, since the
Internet is that sort of a marvelous
invention, any arguments can very quickly either die-out or grow to great
proportions.
Wait, isn’t this the sort of an argument that ‘socially-challenged’
nerds can only get involved in? Anyone sane will avoid this sort of a
discussion by a mile? Yes, and they avoided the fandom by the same mile too, it
seems, as AoS’ viewers’ ratings fell.
MCU instigated controversies – both unintentionally,
as it was with Hydra in general and with Grant Ward and Kara Palamas in AoS
specifically, and intentionally – Steve vs. Tony in the CA: CW film and Steve
becoming Hydra in the Marvel comics. The most…intense part of MCU fandom
reacted heterogeneously to these new developments, and sales fell. Viewers
ratings’ (especially for AoS) – ditto.
In addition, it is always tricky to calculate a sale –
there is no rule of thumb: people may buy-out a comic book issue/series of
issues/etc. in one area and ignore the same piece in the other. Just look at ‘Harry
Potter and the Cursed Child’ transcript book – it may not be a comic book, but
the principle is still the same: in some Russian cities it was completely sold
out, while here, in Toronto, Canada, I never saw people buying it, or any other
books in Harry Potter series, including the latest edition of ‘The Chamber of
Secrets’ with its magnificent new illustrations (by Jim Kay, I think). ‘Cursed
Child’ was sold at a flat rate of 15 dollars – cheaper than a novel set in the Pathfinder™
game-verse, and people still weren’t flocking to it…unlike in Russia. Bet you
this is not what Ms. Rowling expected when she had realized the transcript…
‘Cursed Child’ is relevant to the discussion about
MCU, AoS, DCEU and etc., because it also tried to be culturally diverse, as ‘The
Flash’ is, for example. In ‘The Flash’, Iris West is an Afro-American, and
people are displeased by this; with ‘Cursed Child’ Hermione and her daughter,
Rose, had the same issue. (They got over this by their acting skills, period). Ms.
Rowling promptly called them racists and that was the end of that, as far as
she was concerned. The same thing is happening in MCU, as Zendaya may be the
new Mary Jane in the new ‘Spider-Man’ movie, and-? Racism?
Well, on some level – certainly yes. However, on
another – no. It is somewhat
ridiculous to treat characters from books, comics, TV series, movies as
real-life people, but without this treatment these characters become, well,
products that need to be sold and bought, period, and they are usually being
sold to, and being bought by, a specific audience, which, in case of AoS (and
the rest of MCU, maybe), isn’t really interested in this sort of thing, not
entirely, not anymore.
There is also the option of putting a show onto
Netflix, for a flat rate. But again, not everyone can afford it, and even among
those who can afford it, there are
those, who are still uninterested in watching it, and if there are enough of
such people – the ratings plummet, and the show goes further downwards, now
further depowered by the people who are somewhat interested in watching it, but
cannot afford it – but AoS isn’t worried by them, because it is a free show
that is steadily losing popularity for the reasons discussed above – it was too
controversial for too long and now investors are losing interest in it or
getting worried.
Shows hate controversy: when one of the ‘background ponies’
on MLP: FIM began to be controversial, it was showed into background as far as
possible, and began to re-emerge only recently, now that the controversy is
long gone. AoS did not do the same
approach (pragmatic, if not sensible) to Grant and Kara Palamas, and paid the
price.
Speaking of Kara… The S4 mid-season finale had Melinda
May gotten replaced by a robot double – which was exactly what Hydra did via
Kara back in S2. Back then, Coulson very quickly recognized the imposter due to
intimate, personal details that Kara just could not know about May. Now… he is
fooled, but that is not the point, the point is that AoS is back to recycling
its’ ideas; S3 (especially post-‘Maveth’) had recycled many ideas from S2; S4 is
not as bad, but it still shows, and that also diminishes its’ chances to be
renewed (for S5 and beyond). ‘Agent Carter’ was cancelled after just two seasons, remember?
On the other hand, S4 shows a notable decrease in
InHumans – right now they are mostly plot devices; there are Daisy and Yo-Yo
and director Mace himself (clearly influenced by Steel from DC’s ‘LoT’), and that
is it. Oh, and there is also the senator’s brother, but right now he is a no-show,
so who knows? Instead, we are going to get the invasion of robot body snatchers,
spearheaded by Aida and Dr. Radcliffe, (who immediately knew that there was
something wrong with Darkhold, unlike May or even Fitz, for comparison). It is
possible that AoS is downplaying the InHumans specifically, especially at least
their own TV show airs (in the upcoming years), but with InHumans being largely
a no-show, and Hydra gone (cough),
AoS is lacking two of its major elements since the beginning of S3. Again – not
good.
So, in conclusion of the rant: AoS’ S4 is still going
strong, but not strong, as it was in the beginning. Will it be enough to rescue
AoS for the future seasons? Who knows…?
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